Somaliacs

I'm like Somaliacs to much but I'm think the ladys are a little laze. why they are not even get dress on the morning, just leave the bed and take the bedsheets with thems. Maybe they are want sleep a litle more. In the autobus this morning Stefano was trip off one Somaliacs bed sheet and make a fall to the floor. 3 bones was break - pelvic, elbow, spare rib and maybe funy bone also because evrybody was laugh to much, even so the driver when he was crash to the tree!! Is nice for start the day with a funy, yes mates?

what a rubish

Hi mates! Again sorrys I'm not write since a long times but I was try for make a suicide with myself after watch the football match of Italia v the scotsland. I am a fuck angry. are you know the mark? 1 - 1. yes mates, you are hear corect. 1 fuck 1 !!. Is the die of football and we must to make a funaral. I'm not believe the Italia can to play so much rubish. How we can make a draw with such a contry? For first, is not even a country. Just is a small north-south part of the england (also call the united Britanic). For second is a country with the most terror kitchen in the all world. Evry day they are eat (in order of repulse) Hoggis (congealed pig seamens) , Pig foots soup, blood dessert, deep fry choclate cake, and for the youngs peoples, Heroin Pie. Is for this reason that 87 per cent of the Scotch peoples are suffer the heart attack during first 12 years of there lifes. And Italia was make a draw!! Are you know that in the world cup of 1974, 9 of the 11 players was suffer the heart attack during the first round? And in the 1978, team captain Anus McBagpipe was died in the pitch after was consumtion half bottel of whiskey and one packet of deep fry licorice allsorts in the bath. For third, is well know that all the mens are wear skirts. Is OK, but under the skirts they are put some boots over the penis and make the sex act with this clothes. I'm know for this because my england freind was tell me a history that one day a scotch was enter in the pub, lift off the skirt and show to the boot on his penis. when the england peoples was cry "what are you fuck do?", the scotch was reply "Eye (scotch espression), I'm just fucking aboot". When my england freind was say this history evry body was laugh. But I'm not think is a funy. For me is a kind of sickness.
Anywhere, is a very disapoint. fuck to football. I'm prefer watch the horse jumps now.

Danger! The Acids

Pay atention for the acids, mates. Is a very danger. Yesterday my freind Stefano was have a very funny accident. We was take 3 acids from the favela. At first was very funy. I was laugh for evrything, even so the not funys. Even I was laugh when my Germanic freind was make a joke. Normal this is an imposible. But soon was become very strong and intents. I was become like a craze monster, strange sounds was leave from my mouth and when my mama was call me I was try for eat the phone. Then sudenly Stefano was believe he was an ostrich and was jump off the window of the 4th floor. What a craze! He was so trip that he was forget the Ostrich cannot fly! For all the flyer birds Stefano can choose - HE WAS CHOOSE THE FUCK OSTRICH!! Now of course he is return to the hospitel with a breaked pelvic. What a shames.
Yesterday when I was visit to him I was bring to the hospitel a pit of sand. Why? For Stefano to berial his head. ha ha ha ha!!

The Writers Black

Hi mates! Sorry I'm not write since a long times but I was have a very serios mentalism. I was have the "writers black". Are you know of this, goozers? Is a condicion very serios that is afflect only the writers very genius, for example I, Umberto Eco, George Orwells (TV presenter and creater for big brother), Shakin' Stevens (15th century britanic playwrite) etc. What is happen? I'm say you. The writer is wake up and very suden is forget evrything - how to spell the words, where to make the puncutation, even so how to hold the pen or switch on the computer. Therfor evry time the writer is look to the computer can only see the black ("writers black"). This condicion was afflect also the musicans. Jim Morisons was suffer a "black attack" live on stage in Florida. When he was sing his song "Crawling King Snake", he was sudden forget the words and so was take out his penis for to make a mime. But the police were not understand his disease and arrest him. (Morisons was very disapointing and soon after left the band for open his supermarket). Also, Stevens the Cat, soon after he was change to islamic religon, was forget the words for all his songs and also the base lines and so was never perform thems again. Even so he was forget his name and the local rabbi (islamic father) was have to give a new one ("Salmon Rushdie"). This is why he was not an angry when the Westlife (shit fuck crap rubish lesbian boy band) made a cover-up of his song "Sons and Daughters". He was not know it was his song!
Anywhere, I was very worry for my condicion. I was not ability to write any historys and become very scare that my fanatics would be dessert me. Then I was remember the word of my old enemy, Grant Edmunds. He was say very clear is good for wank with lissen to the favorite musicals, something very strong and power, for example Sysem of a Down. So I am do! I was put the fuck best System of a Down record, "Mezmerize" and begin to make a wank very strong and determination. As soon as possible I was feel a good power flow about my vains! And soon I was begin for ejaculation. But not the seamens! No! Was the words. And not leave from the penis but from the hands!! I was writing, more and more and morer, the words make a song and dancing from the mind! I'm thanks to you edmunds. the wank is cure very nice. I'm not feel the writers black now, just an intents power and inspire. I'm remember the spell, the gramatic, the all. WHAT A HAPPY! Now, let me to think ... what I'm will write for ... I'm know ... THE SPORTS ...