Monday, July 25, 2005

Best 6 idiomatics of Italy

Hi mates! In italy we have a lots of beutiful espressions. in Italian is too funny. i beleive in english can be more funny. For that I translate for you ...

Best 5 idiomatics of Italy:

1. "if it gets any spiller, i'm calling uncle truncheon"

Is to say when you're making a party (drugs party or normal) and many strangers coming to crash the door. That means you can call to pigs if there is spill beer or vodka to the floor. Yes please, I don't like pigs but is good to fuck off the strangers!

2. "Money is a fuck off but I like"

You can tell this when you earn too much money in the casino. Is best to tell with smiling for your freind who is lost all money and maybe next week is without home. Can be ironical.

3. "There's no granny, there's fogos"

Very good one. Is from the story Little Girl Red Hat. Is story very famos in italy. A little girl go to the house of granny but in the bed there is no granny, there is fogos want to eat her. Is same like you find a girl very sexy in the disco but then you discover he's really man. you can cry this very scare when you make touch the penis. Is confusion.

4. "She's prefer white chocolate"

For say about a girl who is not respect her vagina. That one she permit the mens to enter her house from back garden only.

5. "Does he lesbian?"

Is for ask when you beleive a man is not really wear trosers.

6. "Your music is make a big fuck in my ears"

Is useful for say in a drugs party when some people try to put on the stereo somthing gay, for example R n B, classic, garage hip-beat, classic lite, funky break-ups etc. You can cry this very agresive with make sign of the devil and throw out the CD to the floor. of course then put some music very strong, for example System of a Down, Metalica, Marilyn Manson, Rufus Wainwright etc. Put Bob Marley if there is some weeds.

Mates! Do u know a other espresions of other tonges? Plaese say me. I like especialy Franch ones ...

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

in hungary we say "if the parliament is rocking do not come and knock on it". is a reference to our cheeky rebel dissidents who we execute with guns

7:28 AM  
Blogger Gianluca Di Milano said...

thanks to you hungarian man. Is very good one. What means dissidents?

5:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you translate "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" into Thai it becomes "I have several coconuts that are large and good". Damn straight.

10:41 PM  
Blogger Gianluca Di Milano said...

Thank you gregory. What an amazing. I´m love the coconuts. Is the good part of the lady no?

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If a Korean wants to assert that someone has big lips, then they will use an expression that translates literally as 'If you slice them, you will have a plateful.' Quite unnecessary.

Em. Fra. Geronimo F. Donis, PP

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Scotsman may use the expression 'I didn't sail down the clyde on a tea-biscuit' when wishing to assert that he is no fool. Totally pointless phrase, for we all know that Scotland is the stupidest nation on Earth.

Em. Fra. Geronimo F. Donis, PP

2:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Francetti - in the Netherlands we always say 'Only the good die young, man - we didn't start the fire! Yo! Yo!'

4:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no one knows what it means

5:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know what 'it' means, Mr bosch; it means that you have absolutely no ability to come up with anything original, illuminating, or interesting in any way, shape or form. So instead you try to pass off Billy Joel song lyrics as creations of your on devising. You are a pointless creation. I hope you die.

Em. Fra. Geronimo F. Donis, PP

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I am not Indian, Gianluca. 'Geronimo' is a Hispanic name. If you knew anything you would know that. And I am not a professor. My title is not academic. Why don't you do a google-search on my full name? Do you think you're capable of such a feat?!

Em. Fra. Geronimo F. Donis, PP

4:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

an interesting thing. in greece we say 'the pasta is another country'.

4:57 AM  
Blogger Gianluca Di Milano said...

thank you profesor. Now I´m understand. You are kind of magican. Are you perform in the childrens partys? my uncle was this kind of profesion. He was can make the baloon animals very good but was lose his job when he was make one baloon look like the penis

7:04 AM  
Blogger Gianluca Di Milano said...

Opolou - "the pasta is another country". Is very truth! When I was in england i was eat some pasta and I was want throw out my sick to the floor. I´m think it was call Sheperds Eel Pie. Was fuck rubish crap. i´m not like the england kichen.

1:46 AM  
Blogger Gianluca Di Milano said...

Em. Fra. Geronimo F. Donis, PP, I am very worry you are will scare to my fanatics. Plaese be more courtesy.
Mates! Plaese not to be scare for the craze scotch magican. I'm think always he is angry because was not make sex since more then 50 years!! Nevermind him. Is a peas and love site

2:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Murad, I'm confused
This is Gianluca's blog
Who is Maria?

1:17 PM  
Blogger Gianluca Di Milano said...

Murad!! How are you do? We're not see each other since the hospitel! Are you still like burn all things?
Do you still wrestler? I'm remember the time you was bite out the half of the ear of Stefano. Was to funny! He is still not hear very well but we are always laugh when we are remember (even so I'm have to shout). Which russia band is play the song "theres no granny theres fogos"? Is "tribal Wad Wadi and the Wad wiseis" or "Igor Belski and the siberian shredders"? And for final, are you remember Sandra, a boy very inteligent that was always smoke the tea? He is never reply me. i'm worry may be he was eat the poison vegetable in the british favela and is die.
Bay bay for now.

2:53 AM  

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