what a funny!
Yesterday was have a very funny. Lissen plaese and I explain you ...
Little peoples know that in Milano have many "favelas". "Favela" is a place near of the station of train where the peoples poor are grow many fruits and vegtables. in brazil have many favelas also. Is for this reason there have so many fresh fruits for example peach, plums, celeries, coconogs, creme of strawbery, creme of tomate etc. (I´m confusuion about brazil. For first, why so small contry which you never can see in the newspaper is so good in the olimpics, football, ping pong etc. For second how can be a contry so poor with the womens so beutiful. Why they are not sell some womens to the contrys with the womens very ugly, for example united kingdom, scotland, lithuana etc. (Anywhere, I´m lose the point))
Therefor never the less however my good freind Stefano Amaretto was come for visit me. We was play stations and watch some porns but as soon as possibly we was become boring. We have decide go to Favela to buy some weeds (Both we are love the weeds). In the favela is very danger area with many rastas and some poison vegtables. But we are respect the rasta religon so they are not fuck up with us. O f course therefore we was buy some weeds from one rasta but I´m think he was a non-beleiver (look to the religons) because when we was arrive to the home we see he was sell us some shit from the kitchen that is some kind of herbivores I´m think was basils or nutmegs. (Dont worry mates, I´m will return to burn his pumpkins) Anywhere, we was not want lose our money so we decide, fuck to, lets smoke up! We was smoke in a bongo very big with some vodkas in the botom and some moments later ... WHAT A FUNNY! STEFANO WAS COLAPSE HIS LUNG!! We was laugh and cry even so with Stefano was cough his blood to the floor. When the ambulanse mens was arrive they also was very excited, but not laughing (I´m think they have a stress). Stefano is in the hospitel now with acute poisoning but we are both laugh (or Stefano make gurgle) when we are think of this funny history!
Mates are you have some funny story about the drugs acidents? plaese say me!
posted by Gianluca Di Milano @ 7:08 AM
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I once tripped out and saw nirvana(the band not the state of trancendance)it was cool, they were playing in this tiny club, and everytime i blinked, they were in a bigger venue, till it was a huge arena, then i was about to be swept away into a surging ocean, and i had to open my eyes or i would never come back it was very difficult because i wanted to drown in it.
also once i melted plastic in my bedroom(which has little to no ventilation) the fumes made me trip out and think that my food was melting it looked like something out of a dali painting.
hahaha it was funny, good times
seems a very funny. I´m like nirvana to much. Also i´m like the lsd and the magical funguses. Is to much confusion!! Are you come to Italy mary-faye? Maybe we can be trip out together.
No I´m not like your story in any ways. Is a very sickness. You seems a perverte. And I´m not a french.
Gianluca, you seem to be having a few problems with your English, namely your spelling, syntax, grammar and general accuracy. Just av very basic point to start with: you do not need the verb "to be" with a present simple verb. i.e. instead of "I´m like", you simply need "I like". Similarly, when using the past tense you do not need to use "was" or "were", just change the verb to its past form, i.e. "I came" rather than "I was come".
That should do for starters, let me know if you need any more help. Anyway, a valiant effort, keep up the blog!
thank you Danny rogers. You must to be a English teacher. I´m will more careful.
I´m like the english teachers to much. When I was in st giles, that is part of england university, I was take many ecstasies with them. But one thing I´m understand never about the english teachers. Why you are teach your own langauge? Is a very easy no? Are you show off with your freinds for how good you speak your langauge? And why is no english teachers are want to be english teachers? Always they are want to be acters or musicans or magicans or porns players! And for final why the mens teachers are always have the foreigner girlfriends? Is because they are such a clever and funny of is because only womens that can make 2 sentence of the english are be so idiot to make sex with such a losers. Plaese say me. i´m confusion!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
can u write something in italian ???
No leozaines, I´m not write in italian. I´m not like the english teachers that are think they are such clever becuase they can to spaek there own langauge
i probably wont come to italy,
i can't speak italian,
i like to have the mushroom trip too,
maybe if there was someone who spoke english AND italian they could teach me?
Congratalations Franklin Lee Fansam. Is well know that there are many peoples very sick and stupid in the world that are like histories about little boys penis. I'm think your book can have a big sucess.
I'm like very much the old songs of Salmon Rushdie, for example "wild world", "father & son" "tea for two and two for tea" etc. is a very shame that he was forget the words for his songs since he was become an islamic.
Mary-faye, I am italian and like you are know I'm also speak a very good english. i can to teach you. And you can pay to me with weeds and acids!!
Franklin Lee Fansam? What is wrong with you? Do those kind of sick, twisted immoral thoughts REALLY do it for you? Or do you just set out to be shocking in an attempt to diguise the utter mediority of your writing? Do you realise that the kind of pretentious nonsense that you are producing sullies the reputation of the arts, and damages the credibility of bona fide artists?
I mean, honestly, do you really find that kind of juvenile penis-obsession amusing? Or are you simply an immoral sexual deviant (a homosexual, for instance)? Did you know that homosexuality is curable? Would you like me to find you some help?
Morph Righteous
Camden
Franklin Lee Fransam, you must be the most unnecessary and useless creature that has ever existed. The world would be vastly improved by your sudden death.
Em. Fra. Geronimo F. Donis, PP
Mr Fansam, are you a Jewist? The reason I ask is that many homosexual Jewists have trouble coming to terms with their sexuality. One reason for this might be that homosexuality is incompatible with the central tenets of many species of Jewism (for instance, one could not be a gay Miserly Jewist, for one would have to spend loads of money on stupid and outrageous clothes, bondage gear, anti-retroviral drugs etc). Another reason might be that Jewists are genetically self-loathing, so for a Jewist to admit to himself that he was also a diseased pervert would make his life unbearable.
However, new evidence has been discovered in recent years that hints at the existence of another breed of Jewist - the Bumrape Jewist. All we know so far about the Bumrape Jewist is that it believes that non-consensual bum-sex is the only way for a Jewist to experience direct contact with the Godwog. One is initiated into Bumrape Jewism by means of a special ceremony called a 'Bum-Shitvah', in which those being initiated (normally a group of eight-year-old boys) must intone a Hebrew translation of 'Naked Lunch' whilst being forced to orally gratify six Rabbis each.
I hope this will help you in your search for self-understanding. I would be happy to answer any questions that you might have.
Yours sincerely,
Professor Dave Racism-Wiggins,
Department of Wrong History,
The Ronnie Fuckstep Institute,
Bellend-by-Gobs,
Surrey,
France.
Can I go now?
Ferankllinn Li Phanzamm yew arr eevin moar off ahh cnut thann Janlooka.
HRH Sir Ephesus Biffersdorf-Huxtable III, VC.
Turbank, you're gay. Away and wank off those guys that tried to mug me the other night. Not that I really care what you do, seeing as I've got knob-ache.
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