the coresponds

Hi mates! While i am wait for go to Nigeria to mary my beutiful princess Funmilayo Badmos (she is just wait for check my passport to proof I am real italian. I was send her yesterday) i was make a funy by send the emails to some strangers. I am promise on my mama's head that all the responds are 100% exactly truth. I am not make up thems.

First I was email the AGBO . Is a tenpin bowling club for a gay new Zealands. Is a very useful because the balls of the normal club often are too heavy for this peoples.


Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2005 17:56:11 +0100 (BST)
From: "Gianluca Francetti"
Subject: bowling
To: secretary@agbo.org.nz

Dear Sirs,

I am very interesting for your gay bowling club. I am an Italian boy with 21 years that is now live in Auckland. I'm like the bowling very much and I'm also like the mens. Can you say me how I can join up your club? Also can I have some more informations. Which kind of shoes are you wear for the bowling? because my freind Stefano was say me that there is some especial "gay" shoes that we are must wear. What is? Second, which kind of balls are you use? I am really like the more colorful ones, pink, red, mauve etc. When I was try for use this balls in Italy my papa was always tell me "no", this balls are for only womens. But I think your club has more open-up-mind and you are not mind that I use such balls.

I'm wait your response with much exciting!

Gianluca Francetti

Date: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 14:36:11 +0100 (BST)
From: Mark Warden secretary@agbo.org.nz
Subject: Re: bowling
To: "Gianluca Francetti" gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk

Hi Gianluca,

Well, thanks for your interest. I'm a little concerned that you may be taking the proverbial, in which case I really suggest you find something better to do with your time, however if you're not, apologies for my suspicions and welcome aboard! If you're interested in joining just come along for a game. we meet every sunday at 4.45 at the Takapuna Bowling Centre on Fred Thomas Drive (go to the website for a map). The take-up is pretty high, so you may not get a game straight away, but it's a chance to get to know like-minded people and unwind on a sunday afternoon. With regard to the "gay" shoes, your friend may be referring, in a not particularly pleasant way, to the natty leather canvas numbers we have to wear when we take to the lanes. As for the balls, you can use any colour you like. Like you say, we're very open-minded!

Look forward to meeting you,

Mark

Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:14:14 +0100 (BST)
From: "Gianluca Francetti"
Subject: Re: Re: bowling
To: secretary@agbo.org.nz

Thank you for the informations. Is very kindly. I am not understand nothing. For first, I'm not take the proverbial. Proverbial is kind of espession, no?, like "it has rain the cat and the dog" or "there's no granny, there's fogos". I'm must wear the natty shoes, yes? Is a very nice! Kind of rasta shoes, like the natty dread. I'm like! And I'm very look forward to play with your balls. What a happy! C u sunday!!!


Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 15:41:09 +0100 (BST)
From: Mark Warden secretary@agbo.org.nz
Subject: Re: bowling
To: "Gianluca Francetti" gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk

Hmmm, possibly. I reckon this might be a wind-up.

Next I was email Frank. Are you know him? He have got a fuck nice website, that is give all the good advices for take the drugs. My britanic freind was tell me that his website is support from the goverment. What a craze! I'm know all britanics are love the drugs and are take evry day with the cup of teas, but I'm not know even so Tony Blare is love thems. Anywhere, I was write this one ...

-----Original Message-----
Sent: Wednesday, October 26, 2005 11:59 AM To: Talktofrank
Subject: TALK TO FRANK - Website Email Request
TALK TO FRANKWebsite Email RequestName: Gianluca
Email: gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk

Question: Dear frank, Is a very nice site thank you, and a very useful for find informations about the drugs. Please can you tell me what is the best kind of cokes. My freind says Peruvian uncut but I'm think Colombian chalk dust is the fuck best. Also what is best way for take? Always me and my freinds are smell, but Stefano was tell me is ok to smoke. Is true?
Requested: 26/10/2005 11:59:26

Then Frank was send me this fuck boring answer ...

Thank you for your email,
We are sorry for the delay in responding to you. We have been experiencing some technical problems which have been causing delays to the service.
In Britain and America the most common form of cocaine is as a white crystalline powder. Most users sniff it up the nose, often through a rolled banknote or straw. Cocaine produces sensations of alertness, confidence, and well being. The effects are similar to speed but stronger. People can feel on top of the world. The effects also wear off more quickly than speed. It's more powerful than speed and people who take it run a higher risk of heart failure. The effects last roughly 30 minutes, and users are often left craving more. People may also take more to delay the comedown (tiredness and depression). Cocaine can leave users feeling tired and depressed for one or two days and sometimes longer. It can cause chest pain and heart problems that can be fatal. Heavy use can cause convulsions. It is addictive - a habit can be expensive and hard to control. Continued long term use can lead to [blah blah blah fuck boring stuffs - Gianluca]

I was try again ...

Subject: TALK TO FRANK - Website Email Request
TALK TO FRANK Website
Email RequestName: Gianluca
Email: gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk

Thank you for your email. Is a respond very rubish. i'm know alredy this informations of the cokes. I and my freinds are take always in the drugs partys. You was not answer my question. In the fact, I'm think is an automatic. I was ask very clear, WHAT IS THE MORE BETTER WAY FOR TAKE COKES - WITH THE NOSE OR IN THE JOINT? AND WHICH IS THE MOST STRONGEST? Plaese answer me good.

Frank was response ...

Thank you for your email. We are very sorry that you did not find our original response helpful. Talk to Frank is an independent and confidential 24 hour drug advice service. While we strive to be non-judgemental and accurate at all times, our primary goal is to inform young people of the dangers and health risks associated with the use of illegal drugs. We will not condone or promote the use of drugs. To find out about literature that's available and for details of local drug treatment and support services in your area please call FRANK on 0800 77 66 00 quoting "FRANK email" You will be transferred to a specialist advisor who can help you further. Alternatively you could visit www.talktofrank.com for more information.

Sent: Friday, October 28, 2005 17:31 To: Talktofrank
Subject: TALK TO FRANK - Website Email Request TALK TO FRANK
Website Email RequestName: Gianluca
Email: gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk

Thank you. I'm not understand nothing. Anywhere, the man that is sell the cokes for me is a very kindly and was give me the answer. is a much more better that we smell. I'm try now, one minute plaese ...
Yes. he is a right. What a happy!!

You can imagination mates, i was very disapointing. Frank was not help me. Thanks God I am not a really fuck-up Britanic junk-head. How he can say he is help the drug adicts, but is not tell thems where for find the best ones?? Is a shit.

Next i was email ask the site. Is a website very funy. the people are write the questions for the sex diseases, for example HIV-Aid, vagina thrush, crab fanny, parson's green etc etc. I and my freinds often are read and laugh. So I was write this one ...

Question: I'm a little worry. My freind Grant was invite me to a "bunny hopping" party. Is where at first everybody is take many ecstasys. Then all the girls are make the shape of a bunny and all the boys are hang down the penises and receive a wank. The girls are not wear the gloves. Is a danger? I'm will catch the bird flu?

Answer: Hello. Thank you for your message to askTheSite. You have told us that you are worried as your friend has invited you to a "bunny hopping" party. You go on to explain that everyone takes ecstasy and the girls wank (masturbate ) the boys. You mention that the girls do not wear gloves and you have asked if there is danger. You have also asked if you will catch bird flu. Having sexual contact with others puts you at risk of sexually transmitted infections (STI's). There are many different types of STIs and they can be spread in different ways, not just through penetrative sex. You can find more information on infections, including how they are transmitted, from the following link: infections Taking drugs such as ecstasy can effect a person's ability to make judgments and some people find themselves acting in ways that they wouldn't usually. You may want to bring some contraception with you to the party. Condoms help prevent the spread of STIs and can also be used for oral sex. Dental dams (thin squares of latex) can also be used as a barrier during sex involving contact between the mouth and the vagina. Contact your local GUM clinic for details.You have also asked about bird flu. Bird flu is a viral disease in animals. So far, there have been no known cases of the virus affecting humans in the UK. For further information on the following link: Bird Flu It is important not to feel pressurised into doing anything that you are not comfortable with. What's right for one person isn't necessarily right for someone else. For advice and information on anything to do with sex and relationships, you can visit you local Brook Centre. Advice is given in confidence and the contraception will be free. We have several Brook Centres in London. For details of your nearest Brook Centre, click on the following link: Go To Brook If you want to discuss your situation, you can call the Brook Freephone Helpline on 0800 0185 023. To get details of local services texted direct to your mobile phone, you can text Brook your postcode (click here for information). We hope you find this information useful but please contact askTheSite again if you have any further questions, please contact us again if you have any further queries. Question answered by Brook

What are they fuck talk about?? They are want me to lick a birds? And the condom can be use for oral sex? I'm not know this one. I am wear it on my tongue? And why are they want me to buy Gum??? I am sure this is not a good protect. Fuck idiotics.

then I was write 2 more letters but I never was receive the respond. First I was email this cunts


Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2005 17:36:47 +0100 (BST)
From: "Gianluca Francetti"
Subject: hunting trips
To: jroche@magnumguideservice.com

Dear Sirs,

My name is Gianluca. I am an Italian with 21 years that now is live in Texas. I am very intresting for your hunting trip-outs. Seems a very nice. Can you give to me some more informations. First of all, how are you hunt? Are you use the guns or the spears? In Italy we are make the hunt with spears. we are throw to cats, porcupines, goats and sometimes albanians. Second of all, although I hate all the animals, I'm in particularly hate the cats. Is there some opportunitys to hunt this f***ers?

Many thank yous

Gianluca Francetti

And for final I was email the gay swimmers. they are not have the website, I think because thay are always in the water and they are not want to make a splash on the computer. My britanic freind was see there advertise in the university. So i was write ...


Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2005 17:17:11 +0100 (BST)
From: "Gianluca Francetti" View Contact Details
Subject: swiming club
To: gayswimmers@hotmail.co.uk

Dear Sirs,

I am very interesting for your swiming club. Sounds a nice. I am italian boy with 21 years that is live in the london. I am very good in swiming and my body is a quite nice. What time are you meet and which piscina are you use? Also can you say me more detales. What strokes are you make. Front crawls, back crawls, batter -fly etc? I'm sure you are not like the breast stroke. Secondly, what equipments am I need? Are we must wear the rubber sock to protection from diseases?
thank you,
Gianluca Francetti

But they never was respond. what a shames. I am wait still.

Anywhere mates, are you like to write the funny letters? Why you are not try? And send for me. We can to laugh and have a funy! Lets do!!

the depresions

Hi mates! Many greatings! But wait, before you are return the greatings I'm must to say you I am suffer the great depresions. I am not here nothing from my beutiful wife Princess Funmilayo Badmos (may be she is an angry because I was call to her "Princess badass" in the email because i was so exciting for think of sex her in the hot suny in the shadow of a small giraffe). For make the maths more badder, i am very fuck poor. I'm not understand nothing but I'm have no moneys. when I was look to my bank count yesterday there was fuck minus 15000 euros. But i'm not remember nothing. 2 nights prevous I was send the email for my princess, speak some dirtys and give some more detales of myself as she was request (sex fantasys, size of penis, account number, sort code etc). Then I, Stefano and Jans was smoke up some acids, speeds and triethanolamine methylicate in a big bongo and wake up 45 hours after in the park, with Stefano in the tree sing like a bird and my germanic freind, that is normaly never make a funy, pretend for be a bird-eating spider and try for eat up the Stefano. as soon as possible the branch was break, and both cunts was fall to the ground, with stefano land to his head. Was a very funy! may be Stefano has the concusion! We are not know because he is not wake up yet, but I'm will say you the news as soon as possible. Anywhere mates I'M NOT REMEMBER NOTHING! Is posible I was spend 15000 euros? I'm remember only go for one bar. What was fuck happen? Now I am too much worry. May be my princess will be a fuck angry because I was spend the money for the weding. May be she will break out with me. Fuck mates, I am cry! Plaese help! may be you are can to donation some money? Plaese say me if you're will can help to me. Then I'm will give you all my bank detales and you can to put some moneys in my acount. Thank you mates, is a very urgency. My princess badass is wait me ....

More happys

Mates, things are become more and more better. I was make a contact with my future wife, Princess Funmilayo Badmos, on the email. She is very kindly and clever and is speak a very good english, even so more better then me! Anywhere, she was ask me for my bank account detales because she is want to give me some money. Can you beleive? A princess, that is want to make the anal sex with me! And is want give to me the money! I'm very exciting. Is a great happy! See you in africa, mates!!

I am pull up!

What a happy, mates, I think I have make a pull-up! Yesterday I was check the email and was receive the message from one very sex beutiful nigeria girl. Also she is a very clever, she was study in the university of nigeria., that is similar for my experiance, i was study in st. giles, university of england. Not a girl only, a princess! Mates! I'm will be a rich! I'm not understand good her message, quite a long and boring by the begining but is very clear she is want to make the anal sex with me (I am highlite this request) and her family also. For me this is a kind of sickness, of couse I'm not will bum her dad!! But still is a kind invitation and now I am preparation my air ticket. Where is Nigeria? Is near africa? I'm a little scare about this contry because I know they are not like the Italy mens since all the racism journalists was throw the bananas to haile selasie when he was sing his song "War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. No" at the 1938 world cup. (Is a very nice song but I'm not understand the words). Anywhere, my next message will from africa, in the hot sunny, with a beutiful princess making a wank for me on the back of a elefant. What a happy!!

PLEASE REPLY

Dear Janiero,
Good day and Compliments, I am a female Student of University of Nigeria, Lagos, (25) and Pursuing my Second Degree course. I like people who Could be Caring, loving and home oriented above all sincere And honest to Be entrusted with this long-term relationship.AndAgain I like fraternity Of helpers`` that have the tenacity and willpower to Not back-off or give Up until ``you succeed ``especially in a case of Where one is being Oppressed due to gender disparity. I would like to build up a solid foundation with that person that will be in the anals of my life and that of my family.Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left I and my family behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death. I was a Princess to him and the first bornchildthat could take charge of his wealth after his death.As the most Senior more than eight years older than my younger once,well because of the difficulties Our Mother had before she startedgiving birth again infact my Brother was considered a miraculous child.More over couple with the fact that my mother is not too literateincreased my responsibility in the family I'm now seenas the engine that runs the family.As a matter of fact,my dad deposited the sum of US $ 7 Million dollarsin with D.D.S.C SECURITY EXCHANGE CORPORATION IN EUROUPE.This money was annually paid into my late fathers account before hetransfered it to the Security Company from Shell Petroleum DevelopmentCompany(SPDC)and> Chevron Oil Company operating in our locality for thecompensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.Just recently there has been attempts by my fathers kindred members whofeels that they can oppress me because of not onlytheir greediness but also as a female that I'am. But that Godwho has granted me wisdom in my approach with them. Like theysay is good to make hess while the sun shines I agreed with myFamily (My Mother and my Youger Brother) to Transfer this Sum out oftheSecurty Company and posibly Invest it abroad too before the knowlegdeofthose greedy Fellows.It is against this background that I'm contacting you in confidencethatyou will assist me in tranfering this Money out of the Security Companyand posibly advice me on how best to invest it in your country. I'mconfident that you are going to assist me so that no one will take overwhat rightly belonds to my father andour family too, as they are planig to do so. Besides, I still leavesome portion of blame to Our Culture that do not also have respect forWomen.Now,i urgently need your humble assistance to transfer this money intoyour releable custody thats Bank Account, That is why I felt happy whenI saw your contact because I strongly believe that bythe grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely.I have concluded with my Lawyer to pay you 20% of the total amount for your sincere assistance and maybe after the investment 10%interest of Annual Income for handling this business for us cos we might make oneoft he Stake Holders.Please If your going to be sincere in handling this project and againhelp me in lifting this fund out of the Security company, kindly getbact to me as soon as posible so that I could link you to my Lawyer forthe necessary Legal Documentations to that covers the money and furtherdiscussions. Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and Ihope to commence the transaction as quick aspossible Please don't forget that as soon as the transfer is Completed I willSend my Lawyer or Travel down myself for Investment. At this junction Iwill need this things for easy Communication. Requirement.1) YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS2) DIRECT PHONE & FAX NO.Please reply only to my private email adressfunmilayo2995_badmus2003@yahoo.itThanks for your understanding and anticipatedco-operation.Yours Sincerly,
Princess Funmilayo Badmos