Monday, September 18, 2006

what a craze

Now I'm really fuck annoy. Remember I was say the last times the world is a craze. Well was just become more! I was read in the newpaper that now the all austrians are try for kill evry jellyfish in the sea as a revenge for Steve Orwen. Is a fuck ridiculos! Orwen was not want this. He was love the jellyfishs. Is why he was try for wank thems!! Yes, is true he was hate the snakes and the croccodials. is why he was put the snakes in his pants and say "crickey" (austrian word for cricket because they are to laze to say the completely words) and allow all other workers in the zoo to hit the crotch very hard with fuck big cricket sticks. and is why he was always make his baby to eat the croccodial meats during the show in his zoo - he was want humiliation this animal. But he was love the jellyfishs! My austrian freinds, I beg to you. Please stop this behave and respect to the animals, because in the next lifes maybe can be you. Yes?

Monday, September 11, 2006

I'm feel so dawn

Dear mates,
today I'm want to be serios. Is no time for a funy. I'm like to espress my great condensations and comiserys for the poors peoples of austria that was this month sufer not one but two teribly tragics. Firstly the die of Steve Orwen, the great explorator, conservative and acter (star for Crocodile Dundee, Eastenders and an other very shit austrian film) who was tragedally killed by the barb wire when try for wank a jellyfish in the Austrian ocean. Secondly, the find of the little poor girl that was abduct by a perverte DJ and made to lissen garage music for 10 years. 10 fuck years! This world is a craze and I'm not enjoy the rideing. Stop! I'm want get out. So I'm like to share the sad with all austrians, asbo and normals, in this terribly moment. Good nights.