Monday, September 11, 2006

I'm feel so dawn

Dear mates,
today I'm want to be serios. Is no time for a funy. I'm like to espress my great condensations and comiserys for the poors peoples of austria that was this month sufer not one but two teribly tragics. Firstly the die of Steve Orwen, the great explorator, conservative and acter (star for Crocodile Dundee, Eastenders and an other very shit austrian film) who was tragedally killed by the barb wire when try for wank a jellyfish in the Austrian ocean. Secondly, the find of the little poor girl that was abduct by a perverte DJ and made to lissen garage music for 10 years. 10 fuck years! This world is a craze and I'm not enjoy the rideing. Stop! I'm want get out. So I'm like to share the sad with all austrians, asbo and normals, in this terribly moment. Good nights.

14 Comments:

Blogger Melba said...

GL, thank you for your condensations and comiserys. it's very impotant for us peoples of austria to know our international friends are thinking of us at these times. of miserys.

you are right, this world is a craze. but don't get out. you must try to ride through these terribly moments.

you are a very feelings person. don't go changing.

[nose wrinkle]

5:51 AM  
Blogger KATE GUEST said...

thank you so much gianluca. the people of austria - us asbos and us normals - appreciate your kind words.

8:47 PM  
Blogger Gianluca Di Milano said...

the moment is pass now. Thank Gods

1:31 PM  
Blogger BEVIS said...

Wow - I think the sole redeeming feature in Bobby Boobie's life has presented itself - he taught Gianluca to speak proper English!!

Anyways, I no unnerstand where is all the griefs. We no have to see like these peoples with the dying and the suicidals. It be very craze world but! it no care matter anyways if we die now or latter. we all dye soon enugh i say. Amen to this!

(Weird that I suffer the equal and opposite reaction to Gianluca's earlier 'illness' whenever I leave a comment here, too!)

10:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I share Mr Francetti's contempt of Mr Boobie's foul-mouthed and misogynistic attack on Ms Girl - Mr Boobie, you are indeed a 'miserable cunt'.

However, it is clear that Mr Francetti, far from being a sympathiser of the feminist cause, is expressing sentiments constitutive of Women's Lib with the sole purpose of insidiously endearing himself to the women who contribute to his blog, in the hope that one or all of them may repay him with cybersexual favours.

Mr Francetti, it is a male myth that women are in any way sexually swayed by such actions. You are clearly a person with an appalling romantic track-record. You also have an incredibly small penis.

I also object to Mr Francetti's use of the word 'cunt' - Mr Francetti, only women have the right to re-claim and utilise a term such as this that was used for the abuse and control of women, you cunt!

(Unless you are actually a women? If you are, then I apologise for my presumption - welcome to our struggle!)

3:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gianluca: I'm disappointed in you. Was Bobby Boobie's anger directed towards you? I think not.
I believe Ms Vulva had a point when she suggested that your vile sycophantic behaviour towards melbournegirl was connected to your desperate, needy desire to appeal to the opposite sex as a result of your weeny member.
I think you should apologise to Mr. Boobie, lest you lose a valuable contributor to your site.

9:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hello i is a womens im think boobyboby is a funy nos rinkle is a shit so is Ginluca

This are my heads

1:32 PM  
Blogger Melba said...

[sits in dignified silenzio and lets others defend her honour]

8:22 PM  
Blogger BEVIS said...

... if only all those people weren't the same person ...

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...if only Bevis were someone else...

4:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on now, Mr Boobie - there's no need to let your sexual inadeqacy affect the way you converse to Ms Girl like Mr Francetti does. Ms Girl may be silly, but that's only because she's endured a lifetime of abuse from ignorant men. Give her a chance and you'll discover that, underneath her vapid, inconsequential exterior, there's an actual person dying to get out.

4:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gianluca, Aren't you going to gallantly defend Melbournegirl? You never know, you might get sucked off in return!

Come to the poor flower's defence, for heavens sake!! Be a man!

10:25 AM  
Blogger Gianluca Di Milano said...

My godness. I am start a big argue and is become out the controls! Of course I am defence the honour of all womens . Is the natural job for italien mens. Malfortunatly I'm not understand nothing that evrybody was say, except that Melbourne Girl is a very nice and is maybe want give me a blow-out. What a happy!

4:30 AM  
Blogger BEVIS said...

Ah, what an excellent summary!

Loved it.

10:23 AM  

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