Happy New Years mates!

Happy new years mates! Sorry I am not write for a long times, I was in the holiday in the spain for pass with my sister and her spansh husband Pepe. Are you know this country mates? Is a very nice one, similar as italia exept they are more laze, sleep all the day, are hate more the animals and the hairs of the womens under-arm is a little more longer. Was a very nice mates but are you know that the cristmas is a very different? Yes they are have the turky for the lunch, but the preparation is a diffrent. The turkey is a live and is run in the kichen and all the childrens are try for stab it with cocktail sticks. When they are injury the turky very much, one man is dress us very gay and is take his serviette of red colour and wave the serviette, with listen to some fuck nice guitar musics play by the pet gypsy. the turky is become a fuck angry because the turky are not like serviettes (for animals is not necesary) and is run to the man for try to eat up the serviette. then the man is wait and with great skills and dexterity is stamp on the head of the turky. All the family is cheer as the head of the turkey is squash-up. Then they are throw the turky for the rubish and eat some fuck nice ham, because is the only meat that the spansh peoples are know how to cook.

You can imagination mates I was very surprising. I was think that christmas is the sames in the all world but now I am know diffrent. I was make a many researches in the internet and the libry for know more of this subject. In Romania for example of course this peoples are not afford a tree. So usually they are dig the grandmother or an others old relative that is burial in the garden and make stand in the corner. then the rotty corpse is cover with very beutiful decorations and lights and while the family is sing cristmas songs and discusion the jewish problem, they are remember the deads relatives. What a lovely!

In the islamic contrys the cristmas is a little diffrent. Of course the they are only drink non-alcoholic beer and wine and the womens are not allow for open the presents in public. Also because the mens are have so much wifes they are must to make too much cristmas shopings, so the shoping centres are become very crowd and dangerous. Evry year thousands of islamics are make the travel to the most big shoping centre of the world in Mecca, and many mens are crush to dead in the crowded. What a shames, but the religon is always make a craze.

But for me the most estrange and sickness cristmas is in the Australia (fuck big iceland of the world near Papa New Guinnee Pig) Evrything is a craze in this place. For first The Santa Cristmas is not go down the chiminey, he is climb up! But this is not the only strange. The austrians have a fuck nice traditional that is back-date from the begining of the contry (1788), when all the thiefs and rappists from liverpool, united britain, was have a fuck nice boat party, take many speeds and cokes, and wake up 3 days more later in the beachs of australia. evry cristmas the fathers are dress-up like a santa cristmas and enter the house by the chiminey. But they are not enter there house, they are enter the house of the neigbor. And they are not give the presents, they are take thems! After evrybody is steal as many presnts as posibly they are all go to beach and have a very big fight for return the presents. This year i was here that the fight was the most big in the all history of australia because somebody was also steal the kebab from the lebanon restarant. And the most stranger? The whether is a hot and suny! and so my austria friend was tell me is not like the europe, they are go the beach, surf the internet, throw a stick to themselfs and, unbeleivable, there is no "white stuff". Are you believe?? What a fuck boring rubbish. Evrybody is like smell the cokes in cristmas time, no?

Mates, are you know any funys about the cristmas? If yes, plaese say me the next year because now is a to late.