what a rubish
Hi mates! Again sorrys I'm not write since a long times but I was try for make a suicide with myself after watch the football match of Italia v the scotsland. I am a fuck angry. are you know the mark? 1 - 1. yes mates, you are hear corect. 1 fuck 1 !!. Is the die of football and we must to make a funaral. I'm not believe the Italia can to play so much rubish. How we can make a draw with such a contry? For first, is not even a country. Just is a small north-south part of the england (also call the united Britanic). For second is a country with the most terror kitchen in the all world. Evry day they are eat (in order of repulse) Hoggis (congealed pig seamens) , Pig foots soup, blood dessert, deep fry choclate cake, and for the youngs peoples, Heroin Pie. Is for this reason that 87 per cent of the Scotch peoples are suffer the heart attack during first 12 years of there lifes. And Italia was make a draw!! Are you know that in the world cup of 1974, 9 of the 11 players was suffer the heart attack during the first round? And in the 1978, team captain Anus McBagpipe was died in the pitch after was consumtion half bottel of whiskey and one packet of deep fry licorice allsorts in the bath. For third, is well know that all the mens are wear skirts. Is OK, but under the skirts they are put some boots over the penis and make the sex act with this clothes. I'm know for this because my england freind was tell me a history that one day a scotch was enter in the pub, lift off the skirt and show to the boot on his penis. when the england peoples was cry "what are you fuck do?", the scotch was reply "Eye (scotch espression), I'm just fucking aboot". When my england freind was say this history evry body was laugh. But I'm not think is a funy. For me is a kind of sickness.
Anywhere, is a very disapoint. fuck to football. I'm prefer watch the horse jumps now.
posted by Gianluca Di Milano @ 12:38 PM
18 Comments:
Horse jumps do morrrr fa tha sporran fether than tha boot isself e'er could.
Truth be, haggis es joost a fellas todja after uts bin un the boot too long.
Och! Porridge!
thank you. you must to be scotch because I'm not understand a word you are say. How is make the poridge?
I sorry myself to your situation, johnluka, but you must to reminder that "it's an old funny game". So was say the Saint Greavsie in his 1880s radio programmer. Plus ca change, amigo!
At the least you can to make hapenis that you are not suffer like this pidgin. The songwright claim he use the magick, but I think is a more as the WHICHkraft.
Argh! I'm make a little madness. I have malquoted to Saint Greasy. In fact, he was say "The football is a old game - but it's a funnier!". Or something.
John luc, what about da english being beaten by Northern Ireland, now that fuck funny.
gianluca, you can make porridge the quick way with instant porridge, for this you just pour boiling water onto it, add a bit of milk, some fruit etc. the other way is too hard, but you have to cook the porridge in the water for ages. i don't do either. just eat toast. or fruit is better for your bowels. toast is okay for your bowels too.
it's interesting how everyone who visits this site suddenly starts writing english with a funny accent. yet my words still come out normal. oh well.
ciao
Gianluca
You may be interested to know that, if I recall aright, Professor Racism-Wiggins, in either his excellent work ‘Jew-Blight in the Gardens of the West’, or ‘The Hydra of Jewism’, has demonstrated – irrefutably in my opinion – that the Scots are degenerate descendants what he terms ‘Uber-Jewry’ (the original Jewists – the descendents of Cain, and not, as their falsified Scriptures would have it, of Abraham). Since my incarceration in a lunatic asylum (run – unsurprisingly – but one Dr Goldstein, bearer of such disgusting Jewist traits as compassion and rationality and an impulse to strive for the betterment of that abhorrent soon-to-be-superseded excrescence of the life-process, ‘man’) I have, unfortunately, been denied access to my library, but I would be most grateful if Professor Wiggins would repeat here, in a brief compass, his proofs. You will find them most illuminating.
Yours,
Meredith Evility Syphilis Smythe
God bless you Melbourne Girl. May the movements of your bowels be untroubled all the days of your life, and may your advice on the making of porridge never fall on heedless ears.
thanks for all comenters. i'm response one for one:
Anonymous that is call to me "Johnluca". For first english transliteration of my name is "Jonluca". are you not know nothing? Anywhere, I'm not know Saint Greavsie. For which day he is saint? In Italia there have many saints, evry day we are make a new one to have a other holidays, but I'm not know he.
And thank for the cartoon. i was laugh for 3 seconds and a half (aproximatly). then I was become boring. You are like baby stuffs, no? I'm sugest you check to Mickey Mices, teletubbys or King Tubby, "Digital production in the Reggae Era 1983 - 85". this blog is for only adults.
Cape Man, is not a surprise, evry one is know the england is a fuck rubish in football, and of course north iceland is want to beat thems very much since Tony Blare was impose the Da Vinci code for the all Catolics. Anywhere, I'm here the england peoples are now more intresting with the croquette because was beat the austria and was win the ash-tray.
oh melbourne girl, only I'm think to you stir my poridge and I'm become very exciting. As cape mans is say "my piss antenna is rise" Is austria slangs, means the mens excitment ;-)
Serios, when we can meat? tell to me where city you are live Melborne Girl. I'm die for sea you.
dear gianluca
i'm sorry to have to say this but i am betrothed already. i have a nice boyfriend who is very good to me and he doesn't swear or talk about "piss antenna" or "fuck rubish". I'm sorry to let you down and I know you were probably getting out your atlas to find out my city so you could come and sea me so we could meat. But i can't tell you the city where i live, it's a secret. If i did my italian [for real] boyfriend would kill you. and then me. you know how passionate you mediterranean men are. so let's just ignore the attraction we are obviously both feeling and just be friends.
hoping you understand,
melbournegirl
I should make it plain that I despise anti-semitism, and anti-Caledonianism in all the forms they take.
Meredith Evility Syphilis Smythe
John Luc, you should only use your pi$$ antenna for good, not evil.
I'm a fuck hangry! First post abuve is a spam! Second you is say me as a baby stuff for the carton waht I sented you! A baby stuff? It was a magick pidgin tric! Perhap if you have a so serious you must to look as this.
Why thankyou for your praise of my ouvres, Ms Evility Syphilis Smythe! I'm glad to see that someone is recommending the more high-brow end of Jewism-related literature. It is little wonder that, given the publication of such pop culture piffle as 'Miserly Jewists are from Mars, Bumrape Jewists are from Venus', interest in more sophisticated commentaries on the Jewist species is dwindling fast. I congratulate you on your exquisite taste.
Gianluca, I hope I haven't bored you with my Jewism-oriented treatises! I honestly thought that you wished to learn about their various practices!
But fear not, my friend. I promise that this will be the last time I discuss Jewist matters on your blog. I have just returned from the 2005 Baghdad Olympics, have learnt much about the sporting culture of the Islamaniac world, so next time I shall discuss a very different beast. For now, though, it is the Jewist and the Jockist that concern me. Forgive my vanity, but I can never refuse a request!
There is irrefutable evidence that the Jockists (inhabitants of Jockistan, a colony of England that England no longer wants) are the lost Jewist tribe. They are the descendants of quisling Jewist Judas Iscariot, who was what the Ancient Jewists called a 'fuckin' ginger bastard'. This explains why a Jockist's hair and a carrot are literally indistinguishable.
Much of the evidence for the claim that Jockists are in fact Jewists is well-known; both Jockists and Jewists think it is a good thing to spend no money at all (all Jockists are Miserly Jewists); both Jockists and Jewists have a tendency to be very successful in areas of science, politics and the arts (for every Albert Einstein, there is a corresponding Jimmy Crankie); both Jockists and Jewists come from nations that do not acquit themselves very well in the game of football (when Jockistan played Israel, or 'The Former Palestinian Jewism-fest of Israel' to give it its official title, the teams were so awful that they both lost the match 4-0).
The next piece of evidence is in fact related to the Jockists deplorable non-ability at the beautiful game. It is well-known that some Jewists died in a massacre known as the 'Holocaust', which took place in WWII. But it is less well-known that the Jockists were also victims of a terrible massacre, when they were beaten 7-0 at home by Uruguay (pronounced 'you are gay'). This massacre has come to be known in Jockist circles as the 'Holo-McCoist', a reference to the utterly apalling performance by one particular Jockistan striker on that occasion.
And then there is the matter of the true identity of Jockistan's favourite son, Billy Connolly. There is no doubt in my mind that Connolly (aka 'Billiwitz Conolstein') is not only a Jewist, but he is in fact a direct descendant of Moses; for he is the spitting image of the great prophet, (that is, if the photographs in my copy of the Torah are anything to go by, and anyway, my copy of the Torah was published by God - aka Yahoo - so it must be 100% accurate). Furthermore, there is certainly no accident in the fact that Conolstein's fans often refer to him as 'The Big Yid'.
But the most convincing and irrefutable piece of evidence of all that all Jockists are in fact Jewists can be found if we examine the name 'Jockist'; Jockists are sometimes called 'Jocks'; and the name 'Jock' is clearly a truncated form of the name 'Jew-with-half-a-cock'; ergo, as well as them all being Miserly Jewists, it is an established fact that all Jockists are also Half-cock Jewists (this is consistent with our common knowledge that Jockist men and women have THE smallest penises ever witnessed in the history of the universe).
So, by way of a conclusion - if it's a Jockist, then it's a Jewist!
Ciao!
Professor Dave Racism-Wiggins, PhD DP, FFM,
Department of Wrong History,
The Ronnie Fuckstep Institute,
Bellend-by-Gobs,
Surrey,
France.
Hello Gianluca, you absolute runt. It is I, Geronimo Donis. No, I am not speaking to you from beyond the grave (if I were dead, I wouldn't waste my time conversing with the likes of you). I just thought you'd like to know that both the heraldic performsance of my Braveheart heroes against your pitiful countrymen, and the thought of your inevitably crestfallen face, gave me a reason to live in my darkest hour. From this moment forward I shall dedicate my existence to the glory of Scotland the Brave, and I shall do everything in my power to convince you that killing yourself is the only viable option for you, swine that you are.
Em. Fra. Geronimo F. Donis, PP.
Turbank, help me out
I don't really understand
anything you say
Maybe it's because
You are unable to speak
When you gobble cock
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