Danger! The Acids
Pay atention for the acids, mates. Is a very danger. Yesterday my freind Stefano was have a very funny accident. We was take 3 acids from the favela. At first was very funy. I was laugh for evrything, even so the not funys. Even I was laugh when my Germanic freind was make a joke. Normal this is an imposible. But soon was become very strong and intents. I was become like a craze monster, strange sounds was leave from my mouth and when my mama was call me I was try for eat the phone. Then sudenly Stefano was believe he was an ostrich and was jump off the window of the 4th floor. What a craze! He was so trip that he was forget the Ostrich cannot fly! For all the flyer birds Stefano can choose - HE WAS CHOOSE THE FUCK OSTRICH!! Now of course he is return to the hospitel with a breaked pelvic. What a shames.
Yesterday when I was visit to him I was bring to the hospitel a pit of sand. Why? For Stefano to berial his head. ha ha ha ha!!
posted by Gianluca Di Milano @ 4:58 PM
4 Comments:
Ciccio, you needa stop a the hanga round wit the Stefano. Hes a buy the acids from a grant edmunds mate.
Is a true but what I can to do?
No london cokehead, is a Hydrochloride disodium methylchloroisothiazolinone. Is a very good one. In world War II they was give to elefants that was sufer from depresion.
Cotton, when you are grow ups you're will understand that the booze is the most danger drug of the all world. is why the Britanics are so fuck up!
No way man acid is great yeah but other drugs are great too man like mushrooms and pills yeah man I'll take pills in a house party man like up in Finsbury park yeah and It'll be so wicked that I'll just keep asking every geezer in the whole house if they've got any more but if I'm at some house party and no geezer has any then I'm just gonna go home man it's not worth staying but in a club yeah if I take pills I'll try to take more pills in one night than anyone else there and what I'll do yeah is just sit still for hours man 'cos it's that good and anyway dancing's shit and then this one time last week yeah I was in a club and I had pills and a bouncer took them off me yeah and yelled are you dealing are you dealing and he took me into a room and told me to get my knob out yeah to check I didn't have any more pills in my knob so I did man and he said okay I won't kill you and d'you know what man he gave me my pills back but I knew it man I knew he'd do that anyway but man one time we went to Homelands yeah and it was shit and corporate and the music ended early and we ran out of drugs and the people there were wankers and we were stuck on the train platform for ten years afterwards but man I still had the best time I've ever had in my life ever man don't know how maybe I made it up but it's true man but anyway yeah mushrooms are awesome too man I'll take loads of them and eat them like crisps man and if I'm in Avebury it'll be wicked man 'cos that's where Julian Cope said was a cool place man and I worship him yeah I think he's God and I believe every single word he says man or even the ones he wrote in his book but its not really a book 'cos all books are shit yeah man its a way of life not a book but people that don't wanna go to Avebury and do shitloads of drugs are pussies man just like that Scottish twat friend of mine man yeah all I wanted to do was talk to him man while he was pissing in the bathroom yeah and he told me to get out yeah I even hid behind the shower curtain man so he didn't know I was there and I told him that I wasn't there just to make sure he knew I wasn't there yeah and he still kicked me out what a pussy and he wouldn't go to Avebury to do mushrooms and pills 'cos he's a fucking pussy and this one time at a party he wrestled me yeah yelling my sentence my sentence at me and he's such a fucking pussy man not like Copey he's a legend and I wanna be him 'cos he's English and not from New Zealand but don't worry man that doesn't mean that I'm a Kiwi or anything I'm definitely English I was born in England man and I grew up in Salford yeah 'cos Morrissey is my Dad and no way am I from New Zealand I'm English man and I'll always be English until I'm dead and I'll be English even when I am dead and for a long time afterwards even when I don't exist at all I'll be English yeah 'cos I'll be English forever man yeah I'll never be from New Zealand hey man have you got any pills
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