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Hi mates! While i am wait for go to Nigeria to mary my beutiful princess Funmilayo Badmos (she is just wait for check my passport to proof I am real italian. I was send her yesterday) i was make a funy by send the emails to some strangers. I am promise on my mama's head that all the responds are 100% exactly truth. I am not make up thems.
First I was email the AGBO . Is a tenpin bowling club for a gay new Zealands. Is a very useful because the balls of the normal club often are too heavy for this peoples.
Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2005 17:56:11 +0100 (BST)
From: "Gianluca Francetti"
Subject: bowling
To: secretary@agbo.org.nz
Dear Sirs,
I am very interesting for your gay bowling club. I am an Italian boy with 21 years that is now live in Auckland. I'm like the bowling very much and I'm also like the mens. Can you say me how I can join up your club? Also can I have some more informations. Which kind of shoes are you wear for the bowling? because my freind Stefano was say me that there is some especial "gay" shoes that we are must wear. What is? Second, which kind of balls are you use? I am really like the more colorful ones, pink, red, mauve etc. When I was try for use this balls in Italy my papa was always tell me "no", this balls are for only womens. But I think your club has more open-up-mind and you are not mind that I use such balls.
I'm wait your response with much exciting!
Gianluca Francetti
Date: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 14:36:11 +0100 (BST)
From: Mark Warden secretary@agbo.org.nz
Subject: Re: bowling
To: "Gianluca Francetti" gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk
Hi Gianluca,
Well, thanks for your interest. I'm a little concerned that you may be taking the proverbial, in which case I really suggest you find something better to do with your time, however if you're not, apologies for my suspicions and welcome aboard! If you're interested in joining just come along for a game. we meet every sunday at 4.45 at the Takapuna Bowling Centre on Fred Thomas Drive (go to the website for a map). The take-up is pretty high, so you may not get a game straight away, but it's a chance to get to know like-minded people and unwind on a sunday afternoon. With regard to the "gay" shoes, your friend may be referring, in a not particularly pleasant way, to the natty leather canvas numbers we have to wear when we take to the lanes. As for the balls, you can use any colour you like. Like you say, we're very open-minded!
Look forward to meeting you,
Mark
Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:14:14 +0100 (BST)
From: "Gianluca Francetti"
Subject: Re: Re: bowling
To:
Thank you for the informations. Is very kindly. I am not understand nothing. For first, I'm not take the proverbial. Proverbial is kind of espession, no?, like "it has rain the cat and the dog" or "there's no granny, there's fogos". I'm must wear the natty shoes, yes? Is a very nice! Kind of rasta shoes, like the natty dread. I'm like! And I'm very look forward to play with your balls. What a happy! C u sunday!!!
Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 15:41:09 +0100 (BST)
From: Mark Warden secretary@agbo.org.nz
Subject: Re: bowling
To: "Gianluca Francetti" gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk
Hmmm, possibly. I reckon this might be a wind-up.
Next I was email Frank. Are you know him? He have got a fuck nice website, that is give all the good advices for take the drugs. My britanic freind was tell me that his website is support from the goverment. What a craze! I'm know all britanics are love the drugs and are take evry day with the cup of teas, but I'm not know even so Tony Blare is love thems. Anywhere, I was write this one ...
-----Original Message-----
Sent: Wednesday, October 26, 2005 11:59 AM To: Talktofrank
Subject: TALK TO FRANK - Website Email Request
TALK TO FRANKWebsite Email RequestName: Gianluca
Email: gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk
Question: Dear frank, Is a very nice site thank you, and a very useful for find informations about the drugs. Please can you tell me what is the best kind of cokes. My freind says Peruvian uncut but I'm think Colombian chalk dust is the fuck best. Also what is best way for take? Always me and my freinds are smell, but Stefano was tell me is ok to smoke. Is true?
Requested: 26/10/2005 11:59:26
Then Frank was send me this fuck boring answer ...
Thank you for your email,
We are sorry for the delay in responding to you. We have been experiencing some technical problems which have been causing delays to the service.
In Britain and America the most common form of cocaine is as a white crystalline powder. Most users sniff it up the nose, often through a rolled banknote or straw. Cocaine produces sensations of alertness, confidence, and well being. The effects are similar to speed but stronger. People can feel on top of the world. The effects also wear off more quickly than speed. It's more powerful than speed and people who take it run a higher risk of heart failure. The effects last roughly 30 minutes, and users are often left craving more. People may also take more to delay the comedown (tiredness and depression). Cocaine can leave users feeling tired and depressed for one or two days and sometimes longer. It can cause chest pain and heart problems that can be fatal. Heavy use can cause convulsions. It is addictive - a habit can be expensive and hard to control. Continued long term use can lead to [blah blah blah fuck boring stuffs - Gianluca]
I was try again ...
Subject: TALK TO FRANK - Website Email Request
TALK TO FRANK Website
Email RequestName: Gianluca
Email: gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk
Thank you for your email. Is a respond very rubish. i'm know alredy this informations of the cokes. I and my freinds are take always in the drugs partys. You was not answer my question. In the fact, I'm think is an automatic. I was ask very clear, WHAT IS THE MORE BETTER WAY FOR TAKE COKES - WITH THE NOSE OR IN THE JOINT? AND WHICH IS THE MOST STRONGEST? Plaese answer me good.
Frank was response ...
Thank you for your email. We are very sorry that you did not find our original response helpful. Talk to Frank is an independent and confidential 24 hour drug advice service. While we strive to be non-judgemental and accurate at all times, our primary goal is to inform young people of the dangers and health risks associated with the use of illegal drugs. We will not condone or promote the use of drugs. To find out about literature that's available and for details of local drug treatment and support services in your area please call FRANK on 0800 77 66 00 quoting "FRANK email" You will be transferred to a specialist advisor who can help you further. Alternatively you could visit www.talktofrank.com for more information.
Sent: Friday, October 28, 2005 17:31 To: Talktofrank
Subject: TALK TO FRANK - Website Email Request TALK TO FRANK
Website Email RequestName: Gianluca
Email: gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk
Thank you. I'm not understand nothing. Anywhere, the man that is sell the cokes for me is a very kindly and was give me the answer. is a much more better that we smell. I'm try now, one minute plaese ...
Yes. he is a right. What a happy!!
You can imagination mates, i was very disapointing. Frank was not help me. Thanks God I am not a really fuck-up Britanic junk-head. How he can say he is help the drug adicts, but is not tell thems where for find the best ones?? Is a shit.
Next i was email ask the site. Is a website very funy. the people are write the questions for the sex diseases, for example HIV-Aid, vagina thrush, crab fanny, parson's green etc etc. I and my freinds often are read and laugh. So I was write this one ...
Question: I'm a little worry. My freind Grant was invite me to a "bunny hopping" party. Is where at first everybody is take many ecstasys. Then all the girls are make the shape of a bunny and all the boys are hang down the penises and receive a wank. The girls are not wear the gloves. Is a danger? I'm will catch the bird flu?
Answer: Hello. Thank you for your message to askTheSite. You have told us that you are worried as your friend has invited you to a "bunny hopping" party. You go on to explain that everyone takes ecstasy and the girls wank (masturbate ) the boys. You mention that the girls do not wear gloves and you have asked if there is danger. You have also asked if you will catch bird flu. Having sexual contact with others puts you at risk of sexually transmitted infections (STI's). There are many different types of STIs and they can be spread in different ways, not just through penetrative sex. You can find more information on infections, including how they are transmitted, from the following link: infections Taking drugs such as ecstasy can effect a person's ability to make judgments and some people find themselves acting in ways that they wouldn't usually. You may want to bring some contraception with you to the party. Condoms help prevent the spread of STIs and can also be used for oral sex. Dental dams (thin squares of latex) can also be used as a barrier during sex involving contact between the mouth and the vagina. Contact your local GUM clinic for details.You have also asked about bird flu. Bird flu is a viral disease in animals. So far, there have been no known cases of the virus affecting humans in the UK. For further information on the following link: Bird Flu It is important not to feel pressurised into doing anything that you are not comfortable with. What's right for one person isn't necessarily right for someone else. For advice and information on anything to do with sex and relationships, you can visit you local Brook Centre. Advice is given in confidence and the contraception will be free. We have several Brook Centres in London. For details of your nearest Brook Centre, click on the following link: Go To Brook If you want to discuss your situation, you can call the Brook Freephone Helpline on 0800 0185 023. To get details of local services texted direct to your mobile phone, you can text Brook your postcode (click here for information). We hope you find this information useful but please contact askTheSite again if you have any further questions, please contact us again if you have any further queries. Question answered by Brook
What are they fuck talk about?? They are want me to lick a birds? And the condom can be use for oral sex? I'm not know this one. I am wear it on my tongue? And why are they want me to buy Gum??? I am sure this is not a good protect. Fuck idiotics.
then I was write 2 more letters but I never was receive the respond. First I was email this cunts
Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2005 17:36:47 +0100 (BST)
From: "Gianluca Francetti"
Subject: hunting trips
To:
Dear Sirs,
My name is Gianluca. I am an Italian with 21 years that now is live in Texas. I am very intresting for your hunting trip-outs. Seems a very nice. Can you give to me some more informations. First of all, how are you hunt? Are you use the guns or the spears? In Italy we are make the hunt with spears. we are throw to cats, porcupines, goats and sometimes albanians. Second of all, although I hate all the animals, I'm in particularly hate the cats. Is there some opportunitys to hunt this f***ers?
Many thank yous
Gianluca Francetti
And for final I was email the gay swimmers. they are not have the website, I think because thay are always in the water and they are not want to make a splash on the computer. My britanic freind was see there advertise in the university. So i was write ...
Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2005 17:17:11 +0100 (BST)
From: "Gianluca Francetti"
Subject: swiming club
To: gayswimmers@hotmail.co.uk
Dear Sirs,
I am very interesting for your swiming club. Sounds a nice. I am italian boy with 21 years that is live in the london. I am very good in swiming and my body is a quite nice. What time are you meet and which piscina are you use? Also can you say me more detales. What strokes are you make. Front crawls, back crawls, batter -fly etc? I'm sure you are not like the breast stroke. Secondly, what equipments am I need? Are we must wear the rubber sock to protection from diseases?
thank you,
Gianluca Francetti
But they never was respond. what a shames. I am wait still.
Anywhere mates, are you like to write the funny letters? Why you are not try? And send for me. We can to laugh and have a funy! Lets do!!
posted by Gianluca Di Milano @ 3:21 PM
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Why is you're have the obsessione with the gayes? Always your to say "pay me attenzione, i 'am not teh gaye", but always you'r try to making a contackt with this peoples omosexual. Porhaps you are in deNile???
I cannot help suspecting that the previous message is less than genuine.
I wag my finger at you man yeah wag my finger and shake my head yeah shakin' my head and waggin' my finger man yeah man finger's bein' wagged and head's bein' shook yeah shake that head at you man finger-wag finger-wag finger-wag wag wag yeah man got any beans?
gianluca, you have made me cry with my laughter. first time in blogworld. such a fuk funy. love it. i hope you hear back from the last two. they are probably just wanting to make sure they give you good advice.
mg x
Thank you Melbourne girl. i'm love you too. and I'm happy always for give a funny.
I also would like to quote the MG (is a kind of sexy act, no?) but she's not will allow to me. What a shames
Johnny, I enjoy your emails. You are filling the void left by the demise of Borat.
Fuck Funy.
I will answer your croquet question soon. Hope you have luck commenting when I post it.
[whispers to locket] pst, locky. don't mention the princess badass thing. things came to a most unfortunate end there. i think our italian friend is very sensitive about it, and quite hurt.
Hi Gianluca, I answered your question about croquet. Enjoy.
Sir,
It amazes me that in this day and age gay swimming is still legal. Surely a relic of the feudal system such as gay swimming has no place in modern Britain? When I think of the privileges that gay swimmers have enjoyed, from time immemorial, and the scant benefits that the practice of gay swimming has brought the country, I cannot but feel indignant. Gay swimming damages the economy, damages the environment, and fosters a sense of hopelessness in the young. Surely it is time for the British taxpayer to say – ‘Enough is enough!’
Yours
Mr Nigel Bobsleigh.
Dorking.
Sir,
When I was a young man, Gay Swimmers were, quite properly, respected. If I may quote from a poem that was recited on the occasion of the parade of the Berkshire Gay Swimmers when I was still at school.
Those men-loving men, for their skilful natation
Are rightly the boast of this Great British Nation.
I can recall that aspiring Gay Swimmers came to this country from places as far-flung as Minsk and Tokyo in order to be instructed at our Gay Swimming Academies. No more, alas. With all due respect to Mr Bobsleigh, this country was not made great by the narrow, crassly utilitarian values to which he so clearly subscribes. Perhaps the true traditions of Gay Swimming are now lost to us; but that is no reason to scorn those who seek, under terribly adverse conditions, to revive them.
Yours,
Mulberry Huffen.
I think I should point out the root of this horrific prejudice against gay swimmers.
Many years ago, at the 1946 Hull Olympics - commonly remembered as the 'Hullympics' - a new swimming discipline was tentatively introduced. The new event, dubbed the 'Tandem Chutney-Mash Freestyle' consisted of teams of two per lane. One member of the team would attempt to propel the other team member to the other end of the pool via vigorous thrusts of his man-rudder up the other guy's Thalidamide-Glove.
It was this event that caused the discrimination against gay swimmers that, as this blogs clearly show, is still rife today. It turned out that, for some reason, swimmers that were gay were far better at, and showed far more enthusiasm for this particular discipline than non-poofcunts. This 'sour-grapes' prejudice from the non-poofcunt community is a ugly odious carbuncle on the face of our sport that we liberal-minded piscinists should do our best to exterminate.
Incidentally, the results from that one and hitherto only Olympic Tandem Chutney-Mash Freestyle Final were as follows:
Gold - Bathsheba Ferrets (East Germany)
Silver - Gerontius 'Always' Brown (Vatican City State)
Bronze - Tickler Ayob (People's Republic of Brighton)
Pearl - Womp Guzzle (Afghanistan)
(Pearl medal only available in this event)
Thanks you for the all coments. is a very intresting debates about the gay swiming. I'm just like to say that I am for peas and love and I am respect the homophobics(the science name for gays). All have the right for enjoy the water sports, is not matter the sexual oriental, as long that this peoples are not make dirty the water I'm not really mind, to be honestly.
gianluca. i came here to find a new post that would be a fuck funy but there is nothing updated.
you seem a busy man?
I must say I enjoyed this very much. :) I know it's late in the piece for me to be finding this for the first time, but this post was always too long for me to get into reading. I'm glad I finally made the time to read it, however; it's brilliant.
Can I link to you on my blog? I would like to add your blog to my list of names, if that's okay with you.
Lemme know, and maybe one day I'll tell you about the funy phone calls my mate and I used to make to the peoples.
sounds a funy bevis, i'm exciting for here this. Of course you can to make a link for me, I'm will return the flavor, but malfortunatly i'm not understand nothing in your blog. Yes, melborne, i'm a very bussy, many womens, drugs partys, musics, make a wanking etc etc. but i'm will write a new history as soon as possibly.
Fair enough - neither do I, really.
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