Somaliacs
I'm like Somaliacs to much but I'm think the ladys are a little laze. why they are not even get dress on the morning, just leave the bed and take the bedsheets with thems. Maybe they are want sleep a litle more. In the autobus this morning Stefano was trip off one Somaliacs bed sheet and make a fall to the floor. 3 bones was break - pelvic, elbow, spare rib and maybe funy bone also because evrybody was laugh to much, even so the driver when he was crash to the tree!! Is nice for start the day with a funy, yes mates?
posted by Gianluca Di Milano @ 3:47 PM
3 Comments:
gianluca, all is quiet on your blog
you are obviously distressed and upset and me breaking up with you
please don't sulk and do some more good writing
you know you want to
Yeah man that reminds me yeah of this one time when I was in Camden yeah and I ate this Scotch egg yeah and then I shat myself man but it was alright 'cos I didn't ruin my underpants or anything man 'cos underpants are shit and I wasn't wearing any anyway but man after that I got on this bus yeah and there were some Somali womens on it and man I just thought yeah man there are no English people in England anymore except me that is 'cos I'm so totally English but anyway I reckon yeah that it was the Scotch egg man 'cos its Scottish food which means its shit man just like all the things that Scottish twat friend of mine eats 'cos man the thing is yeah that Scotland is shit 'cos its not England 'cos if it was England it would be the coolest thing in the whole country except for Copey of course 'cos man he's a fucking genius but like I was saying yeah I reckon I'm gonna stop eating things 'cos I reckon food is the enemy man and you won't see anyone eating food in the Hacienda - have you heard of the Hacienda? - or other clubs like Nig Nag Nog but man that place has just gone all shit man I was there the other night and I took a pill and just sat down which is what I do every single time I go clubbing yeah but this time was definitely shit compared to all the others even though there was no reason for it man and I'm probably just making this up but I still reckon that it was shit so I went home and I reckon yeah that that's it man the group's over man I mean it doesn't matter when I don't come out for a million years and just stay in and play 'Who's the Dullest?' with my girlfriend but the moment someone else decides to not make an appearance then thats it the groups definitely over I might have to move back to my roots up in Salford at least there yeah you can find good pills and English people and I tell you something else there's absolutely no way you'd find anyone from New Zealand in Salford which means yeah that if I'm from Salford then I'm definitely not from New Zealand so I'm definitely not from New Zealand but I do fancy a pill hey man hey gianluca hey Aussie girl have you got any pills?
I've just seen a gopher eat itself. Your concerns are trivial in comparison.
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