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Hi Mates! What a happy! For final, the gay swimers was answer to me. You can imagination my exciting when I was receive this fuck nice respond:

Date: Tue, 13 Dec 2005 17:16:11
From: Pete Barry gayswimmers@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: swiming club
To: "Gianluca Francetti" gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk

Mate, you sound like a funny cunt! We'd love you to join us. I've shown your message to all the guys and they can't wait to meet ya ... get your ass down here Gianni boy! We meet every Wednesday at the Parsons Green Leisure Centre on the Westbury rd, SW6, 6.30 sharp cos the lanes only stay open til 8. Then its normally off to the King's Arms on Hope St for a few well needed beers. Are you as entertaining in the flesh as in your mails? Hope so! looking forward to seeing you,
Pete

I must confesion I was a very intereting for this propose. Pay atention mates, of coarse I am not a gay , but also I am not a homosexual (idiots peoples that are hate the gays). I am rastafari with a very open-up mind, that is like see the diffrent cultures, take the diffrent drugs, eat all kinds of vegtables, allow the womens for work on sunday etc etc If the gay is want swim, why no? Unless he is make dirty the water, or is always try for save the other mens that are not drown, or become too exciting and splash everyone because the water is a cold, is not problem I'm think. So i was very exciting to see this kind of alternatively lifestyles. And of coarse evrybody are know that the gays are the fuck best in the all world for take the drugs, and I'm sure is a fuck nice experiment for take the cokes and speeds and pop-ups before the swiming, so imediatley as soon as posibly notwithstanding nevertheless I was call to my freind Stefano and shout in a voice very strong "Stefano, we are make a gay swiming! Fuck lovely! Bring up some pills and meet to me in the plaza in 20 minutos. Lets do!" Malfortunately,was his mother that was answer to the 'phone (telephone), but never to mind, she is a craze.

20 minutos after I was meet to stefano and go to piscina. For first we was take some acids and when i was arive I was see a man quite large with some tattoo in his head. Im know the gays are love this tattoos, especialy now that is the name for the lesbians russians, every gay is craze for this. So I was ask to him "excuse me goozer, are you a gay swiming?". But then what a suprised! He was look at me fuck angry and try for punch me, fortuantly I was make a duck and the punch was go to the face of Stefano who was lose 2 teeths, I'm think. anywhere, i was continue for the change rooms and was see some mens. "Hi mates. Are you a gay swimings?" I was ask and they was start for laugh. I was laugh also because I was realise of course must to be they was take many drugs alredy and are feel fuck high. Very nice! Is a my kind of sports! "You must be Gianluca" was say one man and was shake up my hand, "I'm Pete". I was quite surprising because the shake was very strong and normal. Must to be the cokes, I was think.Then I was say my favorite joke which I know is a fuck funy and evrybody is enjoy; "what stroke are you make, Pete, because I'm know you are not like the breast stroke!" , and I and stefano was laugh to much, but the mens was just look to me serious and Pete was say "erm, yes we do breast stroke. Why wouldn't we?". May be they was not understand my funy I was think, and so I was say my second joke, even so more funy and hilarios. "And are we must to wear the rubber sock, for protection against the virus?" and we was colapse to the floor with laughing. When I was look up 5 minutos more later, they all was disapear. Very stranger. I'm think they are not understand the funys.

After, we was walk to the swiming pool. The gay swimers was alredy enter to the water and begin to swiming very fastly. "Pete!" i was cry, and he was stop but was look a little annoy. "What?" "When are we take the cokes?" But just he was shake the head and continue to swiming. What a mean, mates, he was not even want share. In the fact, may be they was go for a funeral that day because all the swimers was look very intents and serios. Lucky, I was very preparation and I was bring a bag of fuck nice things that i am sure the gay swimers are like to much. First I was take up my Ipod and speakers and play the most famous gay musics of the world "Abba: Pure Gold" We was turn up very louder and begin for dancing by the pool, try for make a very sex dance - make a little jumps, wave the hands, touch the niples etc etc. the mens was stop for swiming and look to us very serios. "What the fuck are you doing?", was shout one, "turn that shit off!" but now I was become very high and was not understand nothing. Stefano was even so more high because he was before receive the concusion (he was discover 2 days later after colapse in the bus. What a funy!) and was just turn round and round, with repeat "they got dad, they got dad". Then i was reach to my bag and take up my next surprisal. This time i was know the gay swimers would to be very hapy and enjoyment ... some flashing disco lights with the many difrent colors! Evrybody knows the gays are love this things. i was plug on and the pool was fill up with many beutiful brightly lights, orange and red and green. Now stefano was trip out to much and walk to the lights with the mouth very open like a mongol and begin to wrap his body with the lights. "What the fuck are they doing now?", was shout a somebody, "get them out of here!!", but i was to high for lissen. For final, i was pull up my last surprisal, a bottle of pop-ups (amyl nitration), the favorite drugs of every gay of the world, and put under the nose of the Stefano. Sudden, the eyes of the Stefano was go to white, some salivations was fall from the mouth and he was fall to the swiming pool with the lights around the body. What an amaze, mates! was a srong explosion, many smokes and some small fires in all parts of the piscina. was similar a firework party, but everybody was shout "fuck" and "shit" instead of "oooh" and "aaaah". Stefano was look a little black and was not move and I was laugh like a craze, when sudden i was see some gay swimers climb from the pool and shout "kill that cunt". I was not understand very good, but the last time I was hear this words was in the favela when a dealer very freindly was test the strong of a lead pipe on the head of the stefano. Sensationing the dangers, i was run from the piscina very fastly. I'm not know if the gay swimers was continue the party without I, but I'm think probably yes because they was look very exciting in the end.

So mates, was a very nice experiment, no? And now i am know that the gays are swim exactly as the normals, only more agressive. So for final, i'm just like to say, Water sports for all, no matter the sexy, race or oriental. Everybody can to enjoy. LET'S DO!

[Gianluca's note: some readers may be are realise that I am live in the italy and this history was hapen in the England. Is an easy explain. I was in the holiday. And also the stefano. and also the mum of stefano. thank you.)