new move
Are you know mates, about a new move that is soon realised in the united Britain? Is call "Borat" and is about one craze English jewish that is pretend for be a foreign and speak the english very rubish and take the piss of other peoples that is not know he is an english. Is sound very rubish, no? I'm sure that the peoples are not like or think is a funy, except may be few austrians. Are you agree?
posted by Gianluca Di Milano @ 7:30 AM
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I don't find Borat at all amusing, or Ali G either, for that matter.
me also Meva, me also.
I kinda do I'm afraid.
But you, my milanese friend, a very amuse.
I laugh! I laugh til I cry down my legs!
I know how you feel, Comrade,when I was 17 I walked past a philosophy department and was set upon by a group of philosophers. The pinned me down and took it in turns to annally rape me, then they shat in my mouth. But, even though I am an german immigrant, my English remained impeccable throughout. I got my revenge. I searched the internet for philosophy blogs, and went through a great deal of effort making up names and starting up blogs, then made silly comments on all the philosphy cunt blogs I could. That taught those philosophy cunts a lesson. Then I found a pub where some retired plumbers and electricians would meet every thursday to talk about philosophy, the cunts, so I poured broken glass into the real ale barrel, and all those philosophy cunt fuckers died slowly over a period of days in complete agony, the fucker cunts. That taught them to discuss philosophical issues in a public place the cunts. Then I over heard two old ladies on the bus discussing whether there was an after life, or whether when you die that's it. So I turned round and rammed one of the ladies false teeth down her throat til they champed on the inside of her tits while the other looked on, then I got a fag out and poked the lighted end into the second old ladies eyes. "Try discussing philosophy without any eyes cunt philosopher bitch trying to be clever" I said, and I think that pretty well sussed her out. Ha Ha
If a beaten up philosophy student's head hits the curb, can anybody hear it?
Problematic: Not if you think it's Des-bloody-cartes head that's (thankfully) been split open!!!
!!!!!
I think Ali G is brilliant, especially when he used to interview politicians and they didn't know he was ripping the piss out of them. I don't find Borat funny though, maybe it's because I'm half austrian?
My clit is a lesbian.
Over rocks and trees and sand
Soaring over cliffs
And gently floating down to land
She proudly lifts her voice
To sound her mating call
And soon her mate responds by singing
Caw Caw Caw
Come with me
Lesbian Seagull
Settle down and rest with me
Fly with me lesbian seagull
To my little nest by the sea
With me that's where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're with me
She skims the water
At the new time to seek
Her fish and she emerges
With one squirming in her beak
She plays among the waves
And hides between the swells
She walks the beach at twilight
Searching for some shells
Come with me
Lesbian Seagull
Settle down and rest with me
Oh fly with me lesbian seagull
To my little nest by the sea
With me that's where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're -- you're with me
And in the evening
As they watch the setting sun
She loooks at her as if to say
The day is done
It's time to find their shelter
Hidden in the dunes
And fall asleep the
Music of the moon
You and me
Lesbian seagull
You just watch the world oh my
Just you and me lesbian seagull
Side by side with me 'till we die
('Till we die)
You and I
We can make it if we try
Our love will keep us flyin' high
Until we die...
Gloria, your unnatural desires disgust me!
I look for man to eat. Any edible men can be my friend and we will smear ourselves!
(Shalom.)
i LOVE borat.
he reminds me of someone special.
Hey Francetti! There are MANy colours in the homo rainbow!!! Don't be afraid to let your colours shine! x
Gibo, nobody should reveal their 'leg', except under His gaze, and in the eyes of the person(s) with whom you have been joined in holy matrimony.
...erm, sorry, I meant 'with whom they'. I despise bad grammar, y'all. x
Melbourne Girl reminds me of someone special!
My kind of chick....
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