what a craze
Now I'm really fuck annoy. Remember I was say the last times the world is a craze. Well was just become more! I was read in the newpaper that now the all austrians are try for kill evry jellyfish in the sea as a revenge for Steve Orwen. Is a fuck ridiculos! Orwen was not want this. He was love the jellyfishs. Is why he was try for wank thems!! Yes, is true he was hate the snakes and the croccodials. is why he was put the snakes in his pants and say "crickey" (austrian word for cricket because they are to laze to say the completely words) and allow all other workers in the zoo to hit the crotch very hard with fuck big cricket sticks. and is why he was always make his baby to eat the croccodial meats during the show in his zoo - he was want humiliation this animal. But he was love the jellyfishs! My austrian freinds, I beg to you. Please stop this behave and respect to the animals, because in the next lifes maybe can be you. Yes?
posted by Gianluca Di Milano @ 10:27 AM
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Mates, i am make the censerships. I'm understand that many peoples are not like this, but is not so bad. Mussolini was make many censerships and he was make the train on time and the womens to have more organisms. The reson is for stop the gynecologists (craze mens that are hate the womens) and misoginists (lesbian womens that are hate the mens) make the craze coments that are insult to my ausrians fanatics. So now I must to improve your coment before publish. Maybe some scotch are will be a litle annoy!
So what are you saying? I'll get more orgasms now?
Anyway, are you sure about the jellyfish/sting ray thing? I mean, we always try to catch them but that's just to eat. Not in revenge. That's a dish best served cold.
Gianluca, I'd really love to leave a comment, but unfortunately I can't think of anything boring or unfunny enough so it probably wouldn't be appropriate. Good day.
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I was wondering if Mr Francetti would consider, as a topic for his next post, the Pope's recently-aired views on the virtues of the Islamaniac faith?
He may find inspiration in my new blog if he has time to perse its content?
Ciao
Professor Dave Racism-Wiggins PhD, DP, FFM,
Department of Wrong History,
The Ronnie Fuckstep Institute,
Bellend-by-Gobs,
Surrey,
France
Mr Francetti, I'm afraid to say that Mr Cassidy is a renowned gynaecolgist.
Hello Mr Francetti.
I am a young undergraduate, currently studying both anthropology and history under Dr. Racism-Wiggins. I was initially attracted to Dr. R-W's course after reading his work on the history of, and the common traits linking, Jewism and Jockism - fascinatingly informative. This, along with the attraction of the industrial yet picturesque seaside salt-mill town of Bellend-by-Gobs was enough to encourage me to apply to the Ronnie Fuckstep Institute, a move that I will never regret! Dr. R-W's research on Islamania is extremely forward thinking. I urge you to take a look - you will not be disappointed!
I was introduced to your fine website by fellow students at the RFI, whilst writing my thesis on the comparative behavioural patterns, culture and history of the Italian and the Australian. I have to say, I have not been disappointed. If you are interested, I can forward you the results of my extensive research. Using the 'OCEAN' model of personality (with the inclusion of Speaman's 'G' - very significant in this particular study, especially in determining prospective life-time achievement of the Iti / Aussie), and through my thorough study of Wop and Aussie culture, I found a number of shared national characteristics.
For example:
My Italian and Antipodean subjects share a common interest in homoerotic sport. Rome is home to the eponymous Greco-Roman wrestling, in which large men grope each other in a sexually charged display of latent homoeroticism. Similarly Australians enjoy the rough and tumble of their national sport, 'Aussie Rules' football.
Both the Italian and the Australian are intrinsically criminal. Australians are all descended from convicts (+ a small proportion from 'flaming Abbos' - indiginous, dark-skinned savages). All Italians have a mafioso connection, either by blood or through their social networks.
Both the Italian and the Australian male enjoy blue collar work.
Italians and Australians are inherently lazy peoples. Just look back in time at the lazzaroni on the Corso in Naples or on the Piazza of Saint Peter's in Rome for an example of the lazy Italians. As for the Aussies, a recent study of "bone lazy" Australians by the Chiropractors Association of Australia (a small group of Australians of dubious descent, with uncharacteristically high IQs) showed that osteoporosis is on the increase. Half of all Australians in their 20s and above have the disease, acquired partly from their love of their national drink, 'Fosters'.
All - if you would like more information on my work, please do not hestitate to contact me (my details are below) and I will forward you a hard copy of my thesis.
PS: Mr Francetti - I believe that, following Dr. RW's request, an open, frank discussion about the nature of Islamania would be a welcome addition to your website.
I look forward to your contribution.
Yours,
Alex Rimmer
Alexander Rimmer
Room 69
c/o Brother Loftus
House of the Ever-submissive Virgin
Bellend-by-Gobs,
Surrey,
France
Wows. I am so exciting to meet new freinds. I'm remember Dr Racism-Wiggins, a completely cunts if I'm recall exactly. But Mr Rimmer, thanks you for the very fascinate peice about austians and italian but I'm think you are a little confusion. Allow me for corect:
1. The Italys mens are not homoerotics. we are never like any sports where there is contact between mens - is why our football players are always fall to the floor if an other player is touch thems.
2. We are not crimes. Just very inteligence. If I can to pay a man to paint my house why I am not allow for pay a man to recieve some visa, or a contract for buildings works, or to kill my uncle? Is true the austrians are all criminals, yes. Are you know they was discover this country by acident when some england.
criminals took many drugs in a boat party and was wake up 3 weeks later in the austria? There is an espression in italy: "the stupids are crime evrybody, but the clevers are only crime themselfs". I'm however not understand.
2. Of course we are like the blue colour, is our national, but the austrians are prefer the yellow.
4. we are not laze. You are confusion with the Spanch. Except of the south, where yes, they all are laze cunts.
Anywhere, was a nice to talk with you and you can to expect my peice about islamania as soon as possibly, but first I must to reserch. Is a kind of sausage, no?
You've convinced me, Gianluca. I am putting my big stick back in my pants and will no longer whack away at things with it.
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