the sports

In Italia September is fuck happy time. is the time for return of the football. Italy peoples are love the football to much, especialy the fanatics as me. I am cheer AC Milano, fuck best team of the world. Milano have now the holigans very good. As the British we are like the violent, but without the phisical contact (we are not so idiot as the english to make dirty our cloths). We are prefer just throw things to the other fanatics (coins, darts, motorbikes etc) and make the facism (I'm prefer rastafari but for the football the agressives is more better) So for celebration this lovely time, i'm dicide to write for the sports. Because evrybody is love the sports, even so the gays! ( horse jumps, badminton).

Football: is fuck best sports of the world. Are you ever notice that all contrys that are not like this sport have a mental deficient? USA - one in 5 mens is a fat, Australia - one in tens mens is a womens, New Zealand - one in 5 mens is a sheeps etc etc etc. Football was invent for the british. In the fact, most of sports was invent for the british but always they were forget how to play! Always they was invent a sports, lose to evry contry of the worls, invent an other sports, lose to evry conty of the world , invent an other sports, lose again etc etc etc. But the invent of football is a very disgust and sickness story. Is dificult for me to explain you such a horrible but I'm will try ...
Football was invent in the public school (especial institute for boys that are not like girls). in this schools had some very pervert games. One was call "sticky biscit". the boys was sit in the circle, take the biscuit (or cake, somtimes toast, may be melon) and put some music on the stereo (or "grammar phone" in this times). When the music was stop, the boy that was hold the biscuit was have to ... (sorry mates, i'm not enjoy this) ... make a wank to the biscuit! then eat up it!! Yes mates, I'm not joke!! Anywhere, one day the boys was play this fuck sickness game and the teacher was enter sudden the room. the boy with the biscit was become very scare and throw it off the window, the teacher was try to look, the boys were jump from the window and kick the biscit far away so teacher was not see, as soon as possible evrybody was chase the biscit, kick and run, kick and run .... and so the game of football was birth.

Cricket - Also call croquette. Fuck rubish sports. Of course invent for the British. Is a game very unfair. One team have 11 mens and an other have 2. The 11 mens are try to throw the ball to the other mens head. Only the contrys that are shit in football (Indian, Pakistan, Austria etc) are allow for play this game. the referee is call an "empire" for remember the britanic history and make the england feel more better when they are lose to every teams.

Horse race: The horses are race with some dwarfs on the backs. the dwarfs are allow hit the horse very hard with magic wand and shout "cunt" and "wanker" to the animals. is ok becuase the horse is not understand.
Are you know that if the horse is ejaculate before the race he is become tired and is not want run fastly? For this reason now some people are wank the horse before the race for make a sabotage. In 1981, the IRA was wank a very famos Ireland horse call Shogun. But because they was Catolic after wank it they was have to shot it! (Is ileagal that Catolics are make a wank, even so for animals. For more explain, see my text "the religons").

Rugby - sometimes call Wales. I'm never see this game but my freind Stefano was say me about that. I was explain before, so I'm will quickly ... 9 mens are hold to each other in very gay way and try push an others 9 mens into the sea. Is call a "scrumbag" The referee is drop an egg to the middle and all the mens are try for step the egg. The scrumbag is finish when the egg is break or one team is drown. Some times the scrumbag is duration a very long times. The most long was in 1973, between Britain and Scotland, and was continue for 4 days and a half. Only was finish when one Britanic was become to hungry and was eat the ear of a Scotch player. Some times the players are disapear in the scrumbag and no body is never see thems again (Jonny Wilkinson).

War - not oficial a sport but is similar. Contrys are play each others and sometimes have a world cup, for example 1914 and 1939. Now is favorite sport of America. Also is national sport of the Germany. Is why for germany is very impotant to beat the england in football. they are fuck angry that the england were beat thems in there national sport two times, and are want make the revenge!

Hi goozers!

Many greatings mates! But lissen please. Yesterday I was receive the news very intresting. I'm like to tell. My good freind Stefano Amaretto was yesterday return from the United Britain. He was went this rubish country for have the operation. (Are you know mates, the british peoples are very kindly and they are give free medicin traetment for all peoples of the world? only you must to stay in the waiting room for 2 weeks. Also the nurses are not beutiful as italy ones. They are all come from New Zeeland, a new iceland in north of holland, for work and for learn about the british culture, that is ecstacys, speeds, cokes etc. the populaton of New Zeeland is 165 and national sport I think is call "Wales" a game very gay where 9 mens make with linking arms and legs and smelling an others testiculars, try to push an other 9 mens into the sea. the referee is a sheeps)
Anywhere, I'm lose the point. Sorry (to much weeds!). Yes mates, my freind Stefano was return from the england (that is another name for united britain. british peoples are very confusion about their county. Sometime the football fanatics are go another county and are become very angry when somebody is use the wrong name. Then they are destroy the all town) He was have 2 operationals. one for his lung that was colapse after smoke a very big bongo (for more explain, plaese look to my history "what a funny!"). The other was for the ear. this is an others funny history. Since 2 years ago Stefano and I was study in St. Giles international, that is part of university of england. We was all live in the 5 floor and always was have a funny. One day, Murad the very craze russia guy was wanted to practice the wresling. We was make the wresling in the roof garden but before was take therfore many speeds and cokes. MURAD WAS BECOME VERY CRAZE! Was start leave white stuffs from the mouth and was shout like a very craze monster. Than Murad was bite out the half of the ear of the Stefano! Was to much a funny!! Of course now when we are remember this very funny history we are laugh and laugh (even so I must to shout. Stefano is not hear very good)
Anywhere, again I'm lose the point. Stefano was tell me that in england now the peoples are not say "mates". Now the white peoples are say "goozers". And the blacks are say "bruvvies". Is true? Is very impotant for me that i am learn all the british slags and cocknys. So, british goozers! (and bruvvy! i'm think i'm know one black), plaese say me the true. and also plaese say me an other cockny language. Other goozers! plaese say me the slangs of your country. I'm wait your coments!!

The enviroment

Hi mates! But lissen plaese. I'm become serios again. Mates, the enviroment is too impotant. It is give us the life but we are just fuck up with it. Since the history of the world was begin, many musicans are tell us "plaese to be more careful with the enviroment. Is a very impotant". Jim Morisons, that was also buy Safeways (fuck rubish British supermarket), was tell us "not to touch the earth" , Katrina and the Waves was warn us about ozone with "walking on sunshine" and famous Austria band "Midnight Oil" was warn us about smoking in the bed, that is cause many forest fires that is nearly destroy all of Austria mountain people - the Aboriginals, with the song "beds are burning". But we are not lissen. So now I'm like to present for you my 10 best advices for to save the planet. Like the famous British supermarket Texaco is always say "evry little helps". But I'm not understand this sentence. I'm think is a fuck rubish english, no?

1. NOT to use the deodorant. the deodarant is make a damage to the ozone layer. this is the "protective sheath" aroung the planet which is make the sunshine and prevent to much rain. If the ozone layer is finish the wether is become very bad and all countrys are become like united kingdom with only rains and ugly womens. (Is well know that sunshine is produce serotonin. this is a chemical genetic which is make the womens more beutiful). some countrys are start alredy. For example in France, Spain, Greek, there womens never are use the deodernt. For this reason they can to grow the hairs very long under the arms.

2. NOT to make a wank in the shower (mens only). Is a very time-consumating experence and you can to lose a lot of waters. Also evrybody know is very impotant for the enviroment to save the energy, and of course you are lose very less energy when you are make a wank in the bed or sofa.

3. DO to eat in the McDonalds and not to the Burger King. An intresting. I'm invite you to consider to compare the Big Mac with the Whopper. In the whopper of burger king you can find to much fresh fruits and vegtables (onions, basils, creme of tomate etc). "What is the fuck problem?" I'm hear you are cry. But lissen please. I explain you. this vegtables are come from the favelas of Milan, Rio de Janeiro, Santiago and Barnes Bridge (for more explain about Favelas, plaese look to my text "What a funny") The Burger King are not pay the poor people for the vegtables. Simply they are chop down the houses and shot the inhabiters. Just for prophet! What a shames.

4. DO to save the trees. I was read the other day some news very shit. Are you know that in Brazil in the rain forrests the Amazon peoples are evry day chop down "an area of forest equivalent to 30 football pitches"? THIS IS A FUCK RIDICULOUS. I'm know the Brazils are love the football and play very good, but plaese, they are not need 30 pitches. Evry day! Is to selfish. Now I'm not surprising always they are win the World Cup. I'm think FIFA must to investigation.

5. DO to recycle. Is very impotant to use the bicicle because the car is fuck up with the enviroment to much. I'm not know why.

6. DO to refurbish evrything you use, that is glasses, papers, plastics, rizlas etc. Yes mates, we can use most of things again again again. In italy we are have the especial places where we can to go for refurbishment. is call a bank. For example there is the bottle bank for refurbish glasses, paper bank for refurbish papers, even so we have a sperm (small animals that are live in the seamens) bank. This is a place very nice where you can go and a nurse very sexy will make a wank for you. The sperm that you are produce is then use for give pleasure to hundreds of womens that are not have boyfriends. Of course to give the pleasure to many diffrent womens is a normal for Italy mens as me, but for an others that are not can do this in the real life (Edmunds, Fansam, gays, priests, etc) is a graet opportunity. But pay atention! After 18 years the women is allow to discover who was it that was give her such nice organism many years before. if she is find you she can ask to you for a marry. Can be very inconveniance.

6. NOT to eat franch beef. Are you know that the medium cow in the France is earn more money then half of the world populations? Yes mates, THEY ARE GIVE THE MONEY FOR THE FUCK COWS! Is a really ridiculous. The cow is not understand the money! I'm not like the France and I'm not like the EU. Why I am to pay the tax for the franch farmer to put an other onion to his neck? Or for the laze Spanch peoples to sleep one hour more in the fuck day! Or for the Polish to have a biger cabage in the soup? Fuck to.

7. NOT to put rubish musics. Evrybody are know about air polution, water polution, river polution etc but are you know exist also the noise polution? This is happen usually when the youngs peoples are take the ecstacies. (I'm like the ecstacy but is not my favorite drug because a) sometimes can make to me feeling a little gay, even so I want kiss my freinds that is mens b) can make you forget the strong power music like SOAD or Metalica and just want dance like the monkey with fuck rubish sounds.). In the ecstacy clubs the TJs are put music very loud, for example house, garage house, is this tech-house? , lunatic asylum house, Balearic biscuit breaks etc This musics are disapear to the air where they are polute the atmospere and produce more rains. this is why is never rain in the history of Australia. Because of the ecstacy is to expensive.

8. NOT to melt the ice cubes. Some body was tell me that is very danger to melt the ice cubes because it is cause the sea to raise and the countrys very small will be drown. For first I was very surprising. The ice cubes are small and only have a little waters inside. But I'm think about it more and I'm understand. Of course in a day very hot, when is evrybody in the world drink the cocktails, is make a lot of ice. That is mean to much water if is melt. Aparently the ice cubes are especialy problem in the north and south poles. Again I am surprising. I'm not think they are need cold drinks in this places. The poland is a very freezing, no?

Mates! Are you know any other importants for the eviroment? Plaese say me! Only, we are a nothing. Together, we are a all!! Plaease make the coments!!!

Date-ups

Flash of news very urgency!!
Hi mates! If you are like to receive regulerly the date-ups for evry time I am write new history, plaese send to me the email for gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk with the title "yes plaese! I am love to receive the date-ups!" With the help of Jah, I'm will add you to my list! (If you are alredy receive the emails you are not need for do this. Is a lose of time)

what a funny!

Yesterday was have a very funny. Lissen plaese and I explain you ...

Little peoples know that in Milano have many "favelas". "Favela" is a place near of the station of train where the peoples poor are grow many fruits and vegtables. in brazil have many favelas also. Is for this reason there have so many fresh fruits for example peach, plums, celeries, coconogs, creme of strawbery, creme of tomate etc. (I´m confusuion about brazil. For first, why so small contry which you never can see in the newspaper is so good in the olimpics, football, ping pong etc. For second how can be a contry so poor with the womens so beutiful. Why they are not sell some womens to the contrys with the womens very ugly, for example united kingdom, scotland, lithuana etc. (Anywhere, I´m lose the point))
Therefor never the less however my good freind Stefano Amaretto was come for visit me. We was play stations and watch some porns but as soon as possibly we was become boring. We have decide go to Favela to buy some weeds (Both we are love the weeds). In the favela is very danger area with many rastas and some poison vegtables. But we are respect the rasta religon so they are not fuck up with us. O f course therefore we was buy some weeds from one rasta but I´m think he was a non-beleiver (look to the religons) because when we was arrive to the home we see he was sell us some shit from the kitchen that is some kind of herbivores I´m think was basils or nutmegs. (Dont worry mates, I´m will return to burn his pumpkins) Anywhere, we was not want lose our money so we decide, fuck to, lets smoke up! We was smoke in a bongo very big with some vodkas in the botom and some moments later ... WHAT A FUNNY! STEFANO WAS COLAPSE HIS LUNG!! We was laugh and cry even so with Stefano was cough his blood to the floor. When the ambulanse mens was arrive they also was very excited, but not laughing (I´m think they have a stress). Stefano is in the hospitel now with acute poisoning but we are both laugh (or Stefano make gurgle) when we are think of this funny history!

Mates are you have some funny story about the drugs acidents? plaese say me!

the religion

Many greatings mates! But lisen plaese, I´m become serios. In this moment the world have to much trouble for the religion. in the other words, the religion is make to the world alot of troubles. Never the less, there is to much trouble make by religion. So today I want speak about religions. Jah is tell to us always "no more fussin´ and fightin´ plaese" but we are not lissen. Just we keep making troubles and suiciding each other. I think is because we are not understand the other religions. Lars Ulrich sayed one day "all we need is a little understanding". I´m like Lars too much, but really is a bullshit. We need a big one.

When I was in the university of england, St. Giles internatonal, i was read too much books of religion. For this I want explain you. So if you will plaese mates, sit down and allow me explain you ...

Theer are 3 big religions in the world - Catolic, islamics and rastafari. this ones are the only impotants. Yes there are some small rubish ones in India and also there is a jewish, but is not popular, especialy in Italy.

Islamics:

Most of Islamics are fanatics. They are all come from islamabad that is in India. Somtimes can be craze but they have some ideas very good. For example the ugly womens must to cover the face. This is for the husband not be embarass. Like the jewish they are beleive not to wank the pig, and for one month, the Ramadan, they are only drink non-alcohol beer, for example Kaliber. Also is imposible for have a gay islamic. If an islamic is feel gay he must to see a doctor or change for hindu (very funny religion of India, turkey, Slovena etc)

Catolic:

For me Catolic is fuck best religion of the world, but pay atention I´m not a racism. In Italy all peoples is Catolic. Is ilegal for not be Catolic. For Catollic also is ilegal for have wank. Many Catolics are hate himselfs for this reason. I´m know one story of the priest in south africa that did shot a monkey that was wank in the church. Is true! the Catolics beleive to Jesus crist but they are prefer more Mary. For this reason they are diffrent to prosetants. Prosetants are beleive that Mary was a prostatute that was make sex with the Jesus. For me this is somthing very stupid and sickness. How can a man make sex with his mother and then his mother birth him? Is a fuck ridiculous!! Since recently the prosetants was replace the bible for a new book, very stupid, called "the da Vinci code". to be honestly, in Italy we say fuck to this book. is a shit.

Rastafari:
Finaly I and I want spaek about Rastafari. I´m forget to say you, i am rastafari and for me is fuck best religion. Very better then anothers. Allow me explain you.
The "central tenet" of rastafari is to smoke as many spliffs as posible in one day. More then 20 is acheive "Nirvana", a physical state of higher consciousness very nice where you are forget the ego - name, adress, date of birth etc. Most of rastafari are worship to Bob marley. of coarse everybody are know that Bob Marley was a regae singer very good but little peoples know also that he was the king of Ethiopia, a small iceland near to Jamaica. Some "rastafari" are worship to Peter Tosh becase he can smoke more spliffs then Marley. However this rastas are known like "non-beleivers" or "false jews" by the Marleyisms. there is one history very intresting about how bob Marley was die. Bob was die for cancer in the foot. In 1971 was the football match between team of Marley "the Reggae boyz", and one rubish team from British DJs of radio 1. Becaus the radio 1 are hate the reggae (racism), famos British DJ Danny Baker was tackle Bob Marley very hard and Marley was catch the cancer. For this reason today Baker is call "Rastashunter" or "Babylon Cocky Knee" by rastafari of the world. Today there is still "fatwah" in his head.

Mates. I hope you are learn many things. if you are know some more intrestings of the religion, plaese say me!